The One with the Chick and the Duck

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Rachel crashes on roller skates while carrying cocoa

You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan.

So that's why the priest threw holy water on me.

I was crying because nobody believed Quincy's theory.

Oh, my God! Who's gonna watch that?

I saw a girl with that vest.

You're sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper.

Whichever's closest.

I bought a restaurant and I'd like you to be the chef.

What a jerk. You want me to kick his ass?

But, Mon, that was totally different. He was your health teacher.

Got a job on a riverboat?

I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.

What were you gonna tell us? Was it how you invented the cotton gin?

So I guess that's about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.

You guys? Do you know anything about chicks? Fowl? No. Women? No.

Easy, Lenny.

I got tired of waiting. That's great. I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you.

I'm okay! I'm all right!

That's exciting. You went to Japan, made up a woman.

No, I'm fairly intuitive. And psychic. It's a substantial gift.

Thanks a lot. No, I'm serious. I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.

I can't tell. Whatever it was went back in too quickly.

Well, I don't think so, mister!

I don't know, maybe we weren't ready to have a chick.

Really?

That aspirin dance really works.

Hi, I'm Rachel. It's nice to meet you.

Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?

Since when do you think I don't wear enough of this?

Sophisticated like a hooker?

Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed?

No, but let's come back to that later.

Sure. I'll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing.

I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your bellybutton.

All I have to do is close my eyes. See?

Now there are 100 of you, and I'm the king!

I feel like I'm talking to Lassie.

That's Yasmine Bleeth. She's a completely different kind of chick.

I love you both. But in very different ways.

If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! I won't let that happen to little Jasmine.

Funny story!

Shut up for a second and let me just see something.

Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.

That's a bad duck!

I was kind of supposed to be on TV tonight for the Discovery Channel.

Chicks don't swim.

Well, give him a minute.