Character Analysis
Ursula
20 jokes across 6 episodes of Friends
5.9
20
7.0
6.9
Character Comedy
Ursula delivers 20 scored jokes across 6 episodes of Friends, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 5.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Ursula Lines
Fake suicide note: 'Goodbye Phoebe and Ursula. I'll miss you. P.S. Your mom lives in Montauk'
Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair.
His.
So you're here too? / As much as you are. / Your turn.
Hurry up! I gotta pray!
All Jokes — 19 total
Hi, it's us. / Right. And it's me.
So you're here too? / As much as you are. / Your turn.
You don't drink. / That's right, I don't. But I was drunk on you.
'I read about her in Mom's suicide note' delivered casually
Fake suicide note: 'Goodbye Phoebe and Ursula. I'll miss you. P.S. Your mom lives in Montauk'
'You just wrote this' 'Well, it's pretty much the gist'
'Pass the cheese, please' - the 'poem'
Um, no, thanks.
Didn't she die like five years ago?
I know I went to that already.
Then who's been dead? Lots of people!
Plus I'm going to a concert. I'd invite you, but, um, I only have two tickets left.
Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert. - Thanks. Enjoy your funeral!
Ah. I thought I'd find you here, Nosferatool.
Yeah. I could talk them into giving you like $30. No. No way. No. And stop using my name. And shame on you. And shame on all of you. You're disgusting. Especially you, with that.
His.
Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left.
Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair.
Hurry up! I gotta pray!