The One with Two Parts (2)

My God, you still have your Christmas lights up?

Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely gonna want some of that.

That's insurance fraud. / Well, all right, then. Forget it. Might as well just go home.

You are an idiot. / Yep, that's me. Heh. I am that stupid.

I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby.

What are you, crazy? That's a baby. / He should take the sack?

Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking.

Only if you order stuff.

You take your time.

Man, if you tried that on my birthday... you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit.

Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor? / Excuse me? / God, young, young. I meant young, heh.

It's like returning to the scene of the crime.

They are doctors. Cute doctors. Doctors who are cute.

What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap out of me.

Was that the cake? / Yeah. / I got a lemon shmush.

Happy Birthday, Peehee.

Maybe we can make a B out of one of those roses. / Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.

This was not at all scary.

Five years ago, if somebody'd said to me, 'Here's a tomato that looks like a prune'... I'd have said, 'Get out of my office.'

You were this ugly little red thing.

Look at this. It's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine. So how could we resist?

A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world.

There are no pagan altars. No piles of bones in the corners.

Every day you are becoming more and more like your mother.

Well, this hummus is great. God bless the chickpea.

I am so spoiled. / That's it.

I used to wet my bed. / I use my breasts to get other people's attention. / We both do that.

Remember back in freshman year? Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.

His father tried to put you out of business. You are dead.

You're that stupid. / I am. I'm that stupid.

You got zero points for 'idney.' / I had a K. Where's my K?

Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy... he touches himself when nobody's watching.

Don't say 'listen.' I know that 'listen.' I've said that 'listen.'

You don't drink. / That's right, I don't. But I was drunk on you.

Yeah, the doctor got the K out. He also found an M and an O. We think he was trying to spell out 'monkey.'