The One with the Jellyfish

Joey's recap: 'I don't really know what happened with that' repeated three times

'Rachel convinced her to shave her head' delivered matter-of-factly

'Thanks a million.' 'Oh, you're welcome a million.'

Ross and Rachel's simultaneous 'Oh, my God' / 'I know' reaction beat

'If I go in there, she's gonna want to... do stuff'

'Can't you just tell her you're not in the mood?' 'No, she likes that.'

'Faking sleep doesn't work either'

Ross oversharing about morning encounters with Bonnie

'Why am I telling you?' 'I don't know.'

'It wasn't every morning...' 'Oh, making it worse.'

'I was born and then everyone started lying their asses off'

'The three of us were kind of a... couple' / 'I don't even know how that would work' / 'I'm not asking'

Phoebe's litany of hardships: mom's suicide, dad running off, living in a gremlin with Cindy who talked to his hand

'I'm a really cool person. You had 29 years to find that out but you didn't even try'

'Oh, I'll go out and get you some.' 'Really?' 'No, because I'm not your boyfriend'

'I found a dried-up seahorse' as response to serious news

'My new mom, who's a big fat abandoner'

'I didn't even realize how late it was till I noticed the five o'clock shadow on her head'

'It's 5:30 in the morning, so I'd better get cracking on this baby'

'I'll be up in 18 pages. Front and back.'

Ross claiming he read the letter twice when he actually fell asleep

Ross's non-answer: 'Does it?' leading to extended confusion

'There's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on earth. Would you go out with me?' 'Ehh.'

'I've got canned goods'

'Excellent hole, Joe.' 'Oh no, no. My hole.'

Jellyfish sting setup and 'Damn the jellyfish! Damn all the jellyfish!'

'You're gonna have to pee on it' / 'Don't blame me, I saw it on the Discovery Channel'

'Well, forget it. It doesn't hurt that bad!' immediately followed by more screaming

'If you want some privacy, you can use my hole'

Everyone's awkward reactions returning from the beach - 'Nothing' repeated

'It so does not' - Rachel's private contradiction

'We were on a break!' 'Oh my God, if you say that one more time, I'm gonna break up with you'

'It's between us and the sea, Ross'

'I read about her in Mom's suicide note' delivered casually

Fake suicide note: 'Goodbye Phoebe and Ursula. I'll miss you. P.S. Your mom lives in Montauk'

'You just wrote this' 'Well, it's pretty much the gist'

'Pass the cheese, please' - the 'poem'

'I'll give you $1000 to talk to us' / 'Hey you guys'

'What do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?' 'NO.'

'I came back with nothing all over me'

The entire jellyfish sting confession sequence buildup

'I was tired from digging the huge hole'

'You peed on yourself?' reactions

'I couldn't bend that way. So...' leading to the realization

'That's right, I stepped up. She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you'

'Only, I couldn't. I got stage fright'

'There was too much pressure, so I turned to Chandler' [Chandler screeches]

'Joey kept screaming at me: Do it now! Do it! Do it! Do it now!'

'Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming'

'That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out'

Phoebe's song about '66 colors of my bedroom'

'I invite all of you to count the colors in your bedroom. Except for you. You go away.'

'You came looking for family. I'm family. I'm it.'

Pizza/Beatles bonding leading to 'Puppies: cute or ugly?'

'Stop it, now you're just doing it to freak me out'

'My mom never thought this would work out. She was all: Once a cheater, always a cheater'

'We were on a break!' explosion

'You had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!'

'Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are. Y-O-U-R means your'

'Those spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica'

'It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!'

'I knew it!'

'We were playing gin?' after 'Gin'

'If we were a couple, we could play this game naked'

'I think you're great... and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me'