Friends And Family

I rather not attach my name to a gift that I had no hand in selecting.

You all look like cartoons.

I don't even remember posing for this. Because you didn't. You were in rehab when we sat for this.

I wasn't in rehab, I was at rehab visiting Stavros.

We had your face painted on the body of my assistant. That's why you look so good.

$20 bucks, I'll give you a hand taking it in. $30 buck, I'll help you in with it. $40 buck and I'll help you in with in. I can keep going up. Can play this game all day, pal.

I can't tell if this room is just very, very small, or if the portrait is very, very big. Well, I think it's quite possible that both are true.

Maybe move some wigs.

enormous strength of this family.

It's just that I don't normally share beverages with people. / Really. That is shocking news.

Some people have nice, clean mouths, and some people have sloppy mouths.

I look to like Gwyneth who soft-launched the goop newsletter and now it's a thriving lifestyle publication slash empire.

No. You've got a sloppy mouth.

She said that her cat is better. She doesn't have a cat.

somebody isn't coming in today and someone's cat is better. Oh, and someone's something may be worse...

I got a 60 and a 65! Alexis, those are the class averages. You got a 63 and a 68!

I, in the mean time, will go to get back to... work-o.

Did it grow?

It's always better to go under. Go under? No. When it comes to expectations It's always to go under than over.

Every Rose video we opened had fireworks. Day or night. People love pizzazz.

Does that mean we get a 50 percent discount?

this modest little vigil you're hosting

Like when your parents kiss their friends... on the mouth. Yes. Like kissing your parents.

I had to delete groupon from my phone last week. Just 'cause three vacuums is enough... Vacuums.

Back to work-o.

I've been meaning to have my family portrait airlifted in...

I don't think that's gonna happen.

You'd think there'd be more of a market for oversized paintings of other people's families.

She paid extra for that.

Who's Gwen?

Twyla's whole family. So, like, 75?

Looks like this soft launch is firming up a bit, huh. But it's not supposed to be firm. Well, with this many people it's definitely at least semi-firm. Okay. Well, as long as it doesn't get hard.

I'm Darleen's cousin. Who the fuck are you?

That kind of language, folks, will not be tolerated at Rose Apothecary. Thank you. This is a safe place.

I for one blame Gwyneth.

He's managed to create in this town something truly winsome. I would shop here, John. Even without a nagging sense of obligation.

Um, I'm pretty sure your hands are gonna be fine.

Is it drugs? Uh, no. It's loose leaf tea. Okay. Because it smells exactly like... Oh, come on! Wow! Geez, I didn't realize this place was a front.

I started drinking tea in high school.

Actually I was talking about you passing your exams.

I had nothing but doubts... No doubts. That you could do this.

we could cut our faces out and make four smaller, individual portraits.

You picked up a stick. No, it's a pencil shaped like a twig.

I hate it when they don't put price tags on things.

I think maybe we should just avoid kisses for a while. Even adult ones.

we'd be 25 percent richer if we just done a hard launch.

Oh, they are.