Grad Night

I have a favour... - Oh, great. Um... I would love a ride to work. - I meant, I have a favour to ask.

Well, who says that, 'I have a favour for you?'

We're all pitching in these days, dear. Like communists or non-union actors.

I didn't tell you because I don't want you to come.

It's bad enough that I have to wear that unflattering black dress and then the hat with the thing on it in front of people that I don't know.

I was at your first graduation and it's not my fault that you weren't there.

It's my birthday.

We, we didn't forget. - No, we've been talking about it for weeks. - You've been talking about it for weeks.

I'm very uninterested in that option. - As am I.

They can't say we didn't try.

Ugh. - What? - Woof... David.

Oh. Well, isn't that thoughtful. I wish everyone remembered special days like that, but, alas, that's not what this world is anymore.

Here is a question. Um, has your family ever forgotten your birthday? Like your parents and your sister, collectively, as a whole?

That would be a no. No, we've always had some kind of party. Oh. - In fact, sometimes two parties.

Ah, I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit and falling asleep early. So just a regular weeknight.

I've heard people raving about how 'moderately edible' the food is there.

Those are wet now. - That's a lot of spritzing. - I'm gonna dry those off.

formal training is usually encouraged. - Well, I don't have formal training.

No. God no.

The poor thing went to cat camp.

Maybe there's a job out there that I'm better suited for. And some other like gorgeous, slightly under qualified girl is sitting at my desk asking herself the same question.

I'm just realizing that wanting to come in and laugh at your animal puns isn't enough when there is like people here.

Those were genuine laughs? - Sometimes, yeah.

Well, I can't say the reception will be as fun, but that's really generous of you, Alexis. Like, surprisingly generous.

Have you tried restarting it? - What? - Oh. Sorry, I thought you were having trouble with the computer again.

Are you sure you didn't put the same reservation in twice? Because you've done that before.

Oh, yeah, that burnt out years ago. Sadly it hasn't been an issue, but... Maybe we could use the 'no' from the 'no refunds' sign.

I don't think we're those kind of people. - In the sky! Here we go! Yeah! Big day!

Because we are an ensemble group And this requires a lead vocal that just happens to be in your range.

when one of us shines, all of us shine. That is the meaning of ensemble.

Oh. Is the bad news that there is no good news? My aunt used to play this game with me a lot.

They got a terrible stomach flu that just run right through them.

Alexis has veritably browbeaten us not to attend.

I wouldn't be surprised if she skips the whole affair herself. Waggish little nymph, that she is.

I'd advise against the mortarboard. It'll flattens the hair and pull focus away from that beautiful face.

But by not wearing one, you'll stand out. And by the fact that you're a good ten years older than everyone else.

I don't know why. Everybody graduates from high school.

It's not too late if you wanna come. - Hey, it's okay. Don't worry about me. Mommy is going to be fine.

you have been and always will be one of my top priorities.

I almost didn't see you there through the mad rush of the Friday night dinner crowd.

I assumed that the cafe would have a dinner jacket policy and I didn't wanna wear one of theirs.

they've done such a wonderful job of editing down the menu to a very concise, world-class selection of international cuisine.

In case you didn't know, I'm widely popular. Some might even venture to call me beloved.

So I think I'm crashing a date?

It's very nicely wrapped. So I think I'm crashing a date? - He thinks you guys were here, one-on-one. He brought you a present. I didn't even get you a present.

if there's anything remotely sentimental in here, he is on a date with you right now.

So you put it on the table? - Yeah.

This is the first gift I haven't bought myself in a very long time. So thank you.

Oh, it's just the receipt from our first sale at the store.

Pretty sure I scraped off all the freezer burn.

these don't travel well. Even coming from the kitchen they lost a lot of shape.

Let's try to find another word for 'quit.' You know, it kinda implies poor management.

You're Damien Steele? - Shh! Come on, I don't want the whole town to find out.

the mayor of the town can't use his real name to check into a love motel. - Yeah, it's not a love motel, Roland.

if you know what I mean. - Yeah, you just told me what you mean.

If you catch my drift. - Yeah, I caught your drift when you told me what you mean.

Oh really? She said, extra special. I think we should stay.

A bold claim.

I've never done that before... with a guy.

Well, um, fortunately, I'm an very generous person.

Just preferably not before 10 a.m., 'cause I'm not really a morning person.

'Happy day Alex and Davis'. - We've done the best we can.

Okay, I think that this is really pulling focus from my birthday a bit though.