Knowledge Is Power

Will:Put a Barney Rubble head on, I'd swear it was Flintstones On Ice.

Geoffrey:from looking at the remarkable way your ears protrude from your head.

Will:BWA: Butler With an Attitude.

Hillary:She totally gave up on Twin Peaks.

Will:Man, you're looking chiseled.

Will:Don't worry. Tonight, we're having ribs.

Hillary:I'm going to a world peace benefit hosted by Steven Seagal.

Ashley:Oops, did I say that?

Will:I'm doing a term paper on owls.

Ashley:Oops again!

Ashley:Oops!

Ashley:I don't know my own strength.

Will:Revenge!

Toni:I saw a lady wearing a sweater so ugly... I was forced to pull over and yell at her.

Toni:Will you cut it out? You always say you've failed... and then you get the test back and you always get a 'D.'

Hillary:You're right. I probably did fine.

Will:This is a job for Sherlock Homeboy.

Will:1000 hours. Bike not fast enough to keep up with Volvo.

Kimmy · Cindy · Will:Hi, Willie. - Hi, Willie. - No, just 'Will.'

Cindy:Earth to Kimmy.

Will:It's even bigger than I thought.

Carlton:When President Bush said he would never raise taxes... was he lying or just kidding?

Will:Ain't that the truth, Ruth.

Will:What was that technical term again? A quark, right?

Uncle Phil:That was a real scream, Will.

Will:If you were going to do a research paper... you'd probably have to know something they taught on the first day.

Will:It helps that Toni's roommates have the combined IQ of a raisin.

Will:You're not in any position to tell me what I can or cannot do, Miss Thing.

Will:Carry me.

Hillary:Yes, Your Highness?

Will:of course, his pair of lucky drawers.

Will:And from now on, you will pronounce the word 'draws.'

Hillary:Do you want me to floss them, too?

Will:We are not amused.

Hillary:Is this the guy you don't want to be standing next to at a party, or what?

Will:Come on, baby. You doggin' it.

Will:You have amused us, but His Highness is tired and would like to go to sleep.

Will:Not too tight. I wouldn't want you to suffocate.

Hillary:I'm very vindictive, I'm just not imaginative.

Carlton:Will you clean mine?

Ashley:Joan Rivers. He's a plastic surgeon.

Hillary:I bark like a dog.

Carlton:I smack Will upside the head.

Carlton:Damn it, you're prepared! Let's go!

Hilary · Will:Will Smith is perfect. Why, thank you. It's so nice to be appreciated.

Hillary:Will Smith is the king of the universe.

Hillary:[Hillary barks like a dog]

Hillary:Will Smith is the scum of the earth.

Hilary:However, Will Smith is the pinnacle of manliness.

Hilary:Will Smith is the scum of the earth.

Hillary:Stop it! I can't take it anymore! I dropped out of school! There!

Carlton:I think it's pretty safe to assume she sang like a canary.

Will:Hope her crazy lies don't drag down anyone else.

Uncle Phil:that should pretty much take you into fiscal '91.

Uncle Phil:You mean you bought that crap?

Hillary:You want me to join the Army?

Hilary:You want me to join the Army?

Carlton:We're dealing in hypotheticals here.

Carlton:Does that little placebo make either of you feel any better?

Hillary:My lucky 'draws'!