The Young And The Restless

Will · Carlton:For the last time... we are not breaking into Michael Jackson's house.

Will · Carlton:The reason you don't like the music is because you can't dance. Really? [Carlton attempts to dance]

Will:In your face.

Carlton:Worked hard, got good grades, made the honor roll, the end.

Granny:Did you notice how Carlton's grown? He's almost into adult sizes.

Philip · Will:Are you insane? It's a little late to be asking.

Granny:Us country folks don't run to the doctor at every sneeze, sniffle, or broken bone. We are not the spendthrifts you are, Zeke.

Will:Zeke. That one always kills me.

Will · Granny:Did you bring the picture of him and the goat? Never leave home without it.

Granny:Just think, for the talent portion, you could twirl a checkbook.

Carlton · Granny:They have a display on 100-year-old quilts. I got one of them in the back of my truck.

Granny:Did I just win the Kentucky Derby?

Granny:Why don't you just light me on fire?

Granny:I'm already hotter than a dog in a wool wagon.

Geoffrey:While the gitting's good, madam.

Will:Now that's your first mistake. He tells me all kinds of stuff to do... and I never listen to him. And I'm a better person for it.

Will:I don't know if she'd go out with anybody in local drawers.

Will:That one's me, right?

Will:Word to Granny. That one's me, right?

Will:Maybe if you changed it to cats or something.

Carlton:I didn't know Leonard Nimoy even sang.

Granny:I'm picking apples from a cherry tree. What does it look like I'm doing?

Geoffrey:Sorry, sir, but she threatened me with a whupping.

Geoffrey:The candles are starting to melt.

Granny:I am more settled than a big old box of raisin bran.

Will:Yo, DJ Granny.

Will:Yo, DJ Granny.

Will:Bulls and cows need to get together before it starts snowing.

Granny:Who doesn't like Charlie Daniels?

Granny:Honey, I ain't got that kind of time.

Will · Granny:Granny, will you marry me? Sweet talker!

Will:Please don't make me go.

Granny:That boy is about as much fun as day-old oatmeal.

Granny:who has snuck out to more barn dances... hayrides, and midnight skinny-dips than a chicken has pecks.

Granny:who has snuck out to more barn dances... hayrides, and midnight skinny-dips than a chicken has pecks.

Will:Good work 0070.

Will:Here's $10.

Jazz:My brother... for the last time, she is not Queen Latifah.

Will:Word. Thank God he just had a mouthful of Gummy Bears.

Will:Granny, that marriage proposal still stands.

Carlton:With this tape, who knows how many times he could sneak out... for a whole night completely unnoticed.

Granny:I still ain't sure how you managed to get it for $1.25 and a picture of Grandpa.

Granny:bad choice, Joyce.

Granny:Ever too busy for a fan.

Security Guard:Call it what you like, but take it from me, Heavy D doesn't want to hear you rap.

Security Guard:Call it what you like, but take it from me, Heavy D doesn't want to hear you rap.

Concert Attendee:Nope.

Concert Crowd:Boo!

Will:Uncle Phil, you had the shortest rap career in history.

Granny:What people don't pay for in Beverly Hills.

Granny:That's the same look you give me at the county fair... when I wouldn't let you climb up the greasy pole.

Granny:Then, Zeke... let me live.