Hex And The Single Guy

Will:They get you coming, they get you going.

Will:Not any more than Trevor.

Will:Whatever that is.

Will:Oh, gosh, how can I put this gently? I can't, he's dead.

Will:Okay, I owe you one.

Hilary:Not on the séance, for the séance. I needed a new hat.

Will:I don't know. If you ask me, it would be cheaper to just dig him up.

Will:I say, thank God, I'm not a loved one.

Hilary:Trevor's bungee accident left everything up in the air.

Vivian:I guess we're just not a close family anymore.

Carlton:But it'll cut into my trick-or-treating time.

Geoffrey:Geoffrey slamming door on trick-or-treaters after saying 'Trick...'

Geoffrey:It's Halloween. It's supposed to be fun for the children. Oh, tell it to Barney.

Will:Halloween, the only night a black man can walk around in this neighborhood with a mask on and not get arrested.

Carlton:And the Democrats say there's a recession.

Will:Why? Because y'all the same height?

Carlton:Not to mention, he's one heck of an actor.

Hilary · Will:Let's go, everyone. I don't wanna keep Trevor waiting. What's the rush? Ain't like he going nowhere.

Will:I'm sorry, I'm stupid. I'm stupid.

Hilary:Who would put a deco table on a Persian rug?

Skorpius:Stop, don't tell me... You're the Banks family.

Will · Carlton:I want to sit close to the door. That was decent. That was decent. Yeah, well.

Will:Seem like somebody made contact with one too many spirits, you know

Will:While you're there, see if you can find Marvin Gaye and find out what was really going on.

Will:Seem like some medium ain't paid their electric bill, huh?

Skorpius:Oh, they wish me to tell you: 'Shut your pie hole.'

Hilary:I know his vibration.

Will:I thought they was boring when he was alive.

Hilary:Do you know where I left my black suede purse?

Will:Come on, man, I could be sucking on some honey neck bone right now.

Will:Oh, like you ever had it.

Skorpius:Trevor has left the building.

Will:And miss Saved By The Bell? I don't think so.

Skorpius:right between the exorcism and step class.

Will:Listen, Scrupulous.

Skorpius:Nobody calls me the F-word.

Skorpius:I placed a curse on you.

Geoffrey:How do you think I ended up here?

Will:So if I hook up with some babe tonight, I promise to practice safe hex.

Will · Carlton:Carlton, what's that hideous thing growing out of your neck? What, what? Where, where? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Never mind. It's just your head.

Will · Carlton:Carlton, what the hell happened to your hair? Oh, no, you don't. I'm not falling for that again. Oh, my hair. I look like a snow cone.

Geoffrey:For a moment there, I thought you'd found those Polaroids of me in a tutu. New Year's Eve. A fellow gets crazy.

Carlton:until we all end up on Unsolved Mysteries.

Carlton:The hex has gone international.

Geoffrey:What I need is a judge who can be bought off, like you.

Hilary:To think, all these years, I never appreciated you.

Geoffrey:I'll be in the kitchen throwing up.

Jazz:We're gonna name our first son after you, Daddy. By the way, I thought we could get started tonight.

Will:Your little Willie. You know, the adorable, charismatic, sometimes troublesome yet overall wonderful young man you've grown to love.

Ralph Skorpius:Listen, take anything you want. Just don't hurt me.

Will:Will waking up from nightmare - entire hex sequence was a dream

Will:Hey, hey, hey, listen. How about those Lakers, huh?

Will:Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike?