Viva Lost Wages

Will:What, the static from Uncle Phil's corduroys?

Will:I'm getting goose bumps.

Will:There's certainly some places in this desert where a brother can become a man.

Will:I don't know where none of them at, you know, you know, but... I'm gonna go ahead and get my knife.

Geoffrey:Right now, they're in phase one. Chick flicks and mint Milanos.

Geoffrey:I just know that one day Thelma and Louise will make it to the other side of the canyon.

Will:Oh, Auntie Em, Dorothy got a miniskirt on.

Will · Carlton:You're an odd little man, aren't you? Yeah.

Will:See, she can't believe it either.

Hilary:I eat around it, because cockroaches go straight to my thighs.

Ashley:I'd switch plates with Carlton.

Hilary:Does it say what I'm wearing?

Geoffrey:It's just that I've never seen you three without your makeup before.

Geoffrey:Miss Ashley, if it hasn't worked by now...

Ashley:Like Mickey, only without the big white gloves.

Will:Give me the loot. Give me the loot. I'm a bad, bad man.

Carlton · Dealer:Maybe so, but I can't lose either. Not unless it comes up... Double zero, green.

Carlton:No, better not take the chance.

Will:I was like a crap Mandingo.

Will:Hey, can you spot a brother 20?

Will:Hi, my name is Will Smith, and I'm a gambleholic.

Will:I'm about to have me some of the devil's eggs and bacon too. Ha!

Will:I don't wanna see no damn Hoover Dam.

Will · Carlton:Carlton, what the hell are you doing? What am I doing? I'm gambling. What do you think? Come on, eight.

Carlton:I love you, man. You know I always loved you, man.

Carlton:A word to the wise, Will, never leave your PIN number in your wallet.

Carlton:No, wait, wait. Wait a minute. It was 18, we had eight. We should get something.

Carlton:No, wait, wait. Wait a minute. It was 18, we had eight. We should get something.

Carlton:Carlton. Carlton. And then the blackjack table was saying, 'You can do it.' And then the slot machines just started yelling: 'Hey, you tall handsome guy, come shake my hand.'

Carlton:These are all my new friends.

Vivian:It's Saturday, the guys are at the gym.

Carlton:Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Will:Shut the hell up.

Will:Too late. He said, 'Too late.' He put the ring up. You know, he said, 'Too late.'

Will:Losing is more fun than winning.

Will:You deserve every one of them heads, Fred.

Casino Boss:I've got space for you on my wall.

Will:I don't think it's gonna be the shock that you think it is.

Will:You're pathetic.

Will · Carlton:Carlton, look, a quarter. Oh, it's mine. It's mine.

Will:Because there ain't no quarter, man.

Will:My mom got better moves than that the time her girdle slipped in Church.

Announcer:Please welcome Will the Thrill and Boogaloo Shrimp.

Will:A very odd little man, but a man.

Carlton:I mean, how dare they give us the booby prize.

Carlton · Will:Oh, yeah? Well, I got 20 that says I can. Hey, Will, you want some action on this?