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51. / Oh, don't be that person. / Come on, that is lame. / It's a strategy. / It's called being smart.

Why, oh, why do we keep printing this on white? No! Come on! Yeah! I know. I know. It's bland. It's never going to happen. Dude, you got to believe.

Alfredo's Pizza Cafe? Or Pizza By Alfredo? Same thing. No. No, it's not.

A medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat of pretty good pizza? Medium amount of good pizza.

Multiple people volunteering to seduce the fictional daughter of Prince Paper

everyone here who's bowled a 280 please raise your hand. no way. 280? that's impressive.

I don't know. I think Michael has a date. No. Yeah, I think you have a date. I don't, I don't. Come on.

I think my water just broke. That's too funny. Oscar and the warehouse guy. Go, oscar! Go, gay warehouse guy!

My hair! Get off! Get off me! I got it! I got it! Get it off! You're welcome.

I want to watch the kardashians, okay? I don't want to watch- it's mindless! The kardashians is a good show. - Thank you, stanley! - No, you don't even know! How would he even know the kardashians?

Public School is the name of Danny's bar

Hello Kitty's for girls. Nashua got mp3 players. Yeah, I don't even have a laptop.

It's cold, dwight! / Just shut the door. Let people come in the front. / It's good that it's cold. The signs will drive business inside. The warmth will lure people inside.

I'm gon' play me a little old blackmail card... Nice. And call a proxy meeting and take control of ewing oil once and for all. No, you can't do that.

And I'm gonna play this here 'share the wealth' card. Which entitles me to half of both of you all's money. No, this card is from the wrong game. This is from the game of life. It was in the box. Well played.

Attack! Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. Will you stop? Dwight! Dwight! Go for it!

Ours is a cultural ghetto. Wouldn't you agree? - Yeah. She does like elmo. - 'Cultural ghetto'? Totally, totally agree. - Completely. - Apt. Apt analysis, Robert.

Come on, Jim, you're killing her. We believe!

I'm gonna prove it right here and now. What are you doing? What is this? Stop that! Dwight! Dwight, stop that. Stop it.

Kevin getting stuck and the 'Lose weight!' 'I'm trying, sorry' exchange

Kevin! What did I say? What did I just say?

Clark stuck upside-down asking for help while everyone ignores him