Prison Break In

What do you need? / Need? Why do you think I need something?

Or should I say... 'play dates.'

Michael had been so devastated by their breakup that he'd even broken out the old guitar

I don't know, does she play guitar?

And how about that little piece of tail on her? / I've opened a door here that I regret.

She has a name, Mother. And it's 'Mother.'

Stay in this box that Uncle/Father Oscar left behind. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana.

Oh, good, you've already got grass. / Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

TBA debacle flashback sequence

Somebody saw Seinfeld last night. / Ovarian cancer. Gee, I wonder who that was.

Much to their surprise, the Bluths ended up raising over $25,000 to fight 'TBA.'

And then—and here's the really horrible part—they did it again the following year.

Keep fighting, little guy. With your support of the Bluth Foundation, we'll live in a galaxy where 'TBA' does not exist.

His hobby was making papier-mâché copies of his own head.

I promised myself I wasn't going to become one of those people who were always going on about their screenplays.

Warden Gentles had convinced his granddaughters' teacher to mount New Warden as a school play.

Nobody sells any coke in this pen without daddy getting a taste. / Beat him with a pillow case full of batteries.

Oh, right. Uh, he spoke at my school for a 'Startled Straight' assembly.

I think you will find the dessert both engrossing and high grossing. / So, we don't get dessert?

G.V.H.: Graft Versus Host. It's new, it's fatal, and guess who's got it?

Either you remove your hair graft, or the host—you—will get sicker and eventually die.

Can you think of any benefits? / Benefits? No. He'll die.

Oh, yeah, no, I get that. But have there ever been any fund-raisers?

Did you see the attention Superman's wife got?

Oh! Oh! This is going hurt! / You know what? We're going to need this from another angle.

Who's the 'her' in that sentence? / Mom. Warden Gentles likes Mom. / 'Her?'

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Oh, come on, don't leave your Uncle Teabag hanging. / Please don't call yourself that.

What he was having trouble with was looking directly at his dying uncle.

Uncle/Father Oscar? What are you doing here?

I could never leave a little bud behind.

Oh, yeah. My turtle was living in it before he ate all the grass and died.

At least you can stay and help me bury my poor turtle. / Or we could cremate it.

You can't park there! No stair car parking! / Sorry, I forgot.

I've had to go to his parole hearings twice, and lie through my teeth to keep him here.

I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries.

Who's the 'I' in that sentence? / Me. / You? / Her.

Plus, she's married, okay? She can't be writhing around underneath... What is wrong with you?! It's disgusting! God!

But, thankfully, he'd found a way to forget that. / I've got a thing of pills in my pocket.

Listen, new fish, that bunk was open because the last guy wouldn't do the things that you're going to do. / We're going to do things?

Don't make the water too hot—the scabs come right off.

Oh, it's on 'standby'! / Got another one in you?

Although, it wasn't the first time he'd been knocked out by a powerful lid.

Oh, then why do we care? / What is wrong with everyone?

Well... where the hell else are they gonna go at 4:00 in the afternoon?

Howdy doody, that's it.

She just called to ask me to bring her a tube of vag... ...table paste. Hi, George Michael.

But this, too, would prove challenging, as the family had no books. Other than those.

Enjoy the chlamydia, Lucille. / Take this newly-diseased woman to the hole.

I wish I'd read The Man Inside Me.

It's not a Jamba Juice, Michael. / Shouldn't be that hard to break into.

Wait a minute. You're not really smiling. / I'm Oscar.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

Good. Now we know what the strap was for.

Drew a map of it on my stomach. It's upside down, so it might be a little awkward. / It was awkward.

If you're gonna party, you want to bring it inside? That was a freebie.

That would be the happiest moment George Michael would ever experience in his life.

I don't think there's going to be an 'I'm Oscar' website this time. I think this time I'll do a podcast.

Sounds like a tennis match between Steffi Graf and Happy Days star Donny Host. / It's Most.

No, not that candy ball machine.

When Toby first came into the family, none of us much wanted him around. But that's because we couldn't see what was on the inside. But lately, that's all we've been able to see.

No way. That horse hair is my ticket back into society.

I'd rather give to T.B.A.! This is bull(bleep)!

Just as the prisoners had proven they could throw a gala as well as the rich, so the rich proved they could throw a riot just as well as the prisoners.

I want to cry so bad. But I don't think I can spare the moisture.

You gave him chlamydia? / He had crabs, and I said, 'You're gonna get laughs.'

I can't say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia.

That I didn't need to hear.

We ready to have some fun? I'm so glad I didn't cry. That I didn't need to hear.

George Michael experiences his unhappiest moment ever.

No! Not here! Wait. I've seen this before. Oh, God, I've seen this before!