Character Analysis
Craig
Played by Billy Eichner
38 jokes across 13 episodes of Parks and Recreation
15.7
38
7.1
6.9
Character Comedy
Craig delivers 38 scored jokes across 13 episodes of Parks and Recreation, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 15.7. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Craig Lines
Craig:Oh, I have a medical condition all right. It's called caring too much! And it's incurable! Also I have eczema.
Craig:Craig's elaborate wine description: "dried robin's blood, old, dirty cashews from your grandfather's basement, and just a hint of a robot's bathwater"
Craig:my DVR is 13 months pregnant with episodes of Scandal
Craig:I want to be a Spanish man named Terrence, but that didn't happen.
Craig:I'm halfway through designing a bamboo gazebo as a tribute to the founders of motown.
All Jokes — 36 total
Craig · Tom:Don't shoot! It's Craig from Reinhold Mercedes! Craig, I got you, dawg! Don't worry, I'm comin'!
Leslie · Craig:I am. I shot Ron Swanson. You shot my Mercedes? What? No. No!
Craig · Donna:Oh, that is the perfect name for you. I love it. Never change it! Wasn't gonna.
Craig:I want to be a Spanish man named Terrence, but that didn't happen.
Craig:I carried the Eagleton department on my shoulders for years, and I loved every second of it. You don't even know!
Craig:Oh, I have a medical condition all right. It's called caring too much! And it's incurable! Also I have eczema.
Craig:I'm halfway through designing a bamboo gazebo as a tribute to the founders of motown.
Craig:my DVR is 13 months pregnant with episodes of Scandal
Craig:Craig Middlebrooks. Samantha in the boardroom, Miranda in the bedroom. I know it's not ideal, but it's who I am.
Craig:Donna said she might be able to get Ginuwine. That's given me a reason to live.
Craig:It was going to be 15, but then this one guy described himself as 'Jackson Pollock-esque' and I told him that's finger painting for adults and I hate it!
Craig:Aghh! I can't handle all this fighting. It's like Thanksgiving 2004 all over again! Don't even ask!
Craig:Craig paying with "debit rewards card" to prove wine knowledge
Craig:Craig's elaborate wine description: "dried robin's blood, old, dirty cashews from your grandfather's basement, and just a hint of a robot's bathwater"
Craig:Craig's wine recommendations: "Something bold and dry, like David Sedaris"
Craig:"This is that wine" - connecting wine to movie murder scenes
Craig:Craig's emotional breakdown: "I'm going to go home, put on a Macy Gray album, and cry in the mirror!"
Craig:Craig's intensity promise: "I'll bring it down 1,000 notches if I have to!"
Craig:First my cousin Winona gets into a car accident the night my one-man show opens, and now this? Why are my accomplishments always overshadowed?
Craig:Which is it? Fruity or earthy? It can't be both, they're mutually exclusive!
Craig:A man without a palate isn't a man.
Mona Lisa · Craig:I wanna go horseback riding! / Deal.
Craig:They're not even done painting that sign. It says 'Tom's bi.'
Craig:...rise from hell fire!
Craig:My sinuses are on the fritz, and smell is 90% of taste! Maybe 95!
Craig:Which is it? Fruity or earthy? It can't be both, they're mutually exclusive!
Craig:A man without a palate isn't a man.
Craig:We're having a moment, you monster!
Craig · Ron:The trees and rocks and the sky. / Yes. The land has good sky.
Craig:This guy, he's so far out. So normcore.
Craig · Craig:I recently had a bit of a health scare, just a couple weeks in the hospital. Oh, God. This story's terrible so far.
Craig:So, I fulfilled one of my lifelong dreams, and I became a Notary Public.
Craig:You're asking a notary to lie. I signed an oath, Ben. And then a different notary notarized the oath I signed.
Craig · Ben:Notary publics can trace our origin all the way back to ancient Rome. No way. Calvin Coolidge was a notary.
Craig:We're losing the cranberry salad, effective immediately!
Craig:Well, I wish my reign had lasted longer, but I'm happy with the decisions I made and the people I fired.