S07E10

Someone has stolen my guitar / This seems like a case for Special Agent... / Burt Macklin.

I don't give a crap, Batman. You work for me. Increase the perimeter!

If we don't get that guitar back, the peace in Iraq will be canceled.

I'm drowning in the adult end of the pool, and the lifeguard's off in the bathroom pooping.

That instrument is worth literally $900 million.

A one-way ticket to the Funky Monkey Dunk Tank!

It's the capital of the entire world. They have things there like this white house, and this mental institution.

It's this crazy statue of this giant monster sitting on a chair that represents all of America's enemies.

Andy, where is it? / What? Uh-oh. / I took it out to play hide and seek. I couldn't find it.

Known locally to Venezuelans as 'The Devil's Fist.'

No. The wood does not taste like cherry. You cannot eat it.

I was not going to eat it, Carpenter Ron. I was going to lick it.

Always remember, kids, when you find something new, you must lick it before you eat it.

That is incorrect, in a number of ways.

This, to me, seems like a... / You are mistaken. Remove the graphic.

Boring Buzzer sound effect

Not the fastest. What about teleporting?

Nothing is impossible, kids. / Teleportation is impossible.

You asked me to do this. This was a favor... / [BORING BUZZER]

I kind of thought I'd be holding a piece of wood or something. But, you know, always happy to help.

I am going to be taking over hosting my friend's TV show. / Huh?

Literally, because normally I have a script that I have to stick to. But I don't know what I'm supposed to say right now. It's kind of a nightmare.

Hire Very Good Building Company for your construction needs. Or do not. I am not a beggar.

Listen for Coinsy the Wolf at Wamapoke Casino. Twice a day, one lucky visitor will hit the mega-wolf jackpot, and Coinsy will howl for you.

Phenomenon means 'to explore a cave.'

He had just broken both legs from falling into a pit. / I was super wasted. / It's a kid's show, Andy. / Yes. Good call. Kid's show. Good call.

Oh, no, I lost it. The day planner's gone. I can't find it anywhere. / Fitting, really.

Fitting, really.

Andy, I am here in this weird, flat place

Well, technically, only the Queen can knight somebody, but I'm so rich that she lets me do what I want.

Winter is coming for Ser Ben Lightstorm.

Healthy food is for suckers. It tastes like garbage and if you say you like it, you're a chump and a liar.

I should mention, I'm a rabbi now.

My name is Burt Tyrannosaurus Macklin. / I don't know what the problem is, Sergeant. Just drain the ocean.

I'm a cop! I should get some handcuffs too! Give me your cuffs, Randy.

President Jimmy Carter stole my guitar? / But why?

From the information I got I just assumed you'd be like 10 years old.

You stole Johnny Karate's guitar. / I didn't steal his guitar, man. I'm just doing this as a favor.

Is anybody in charge? Uh, a little help?

Well, not here, here, because this studio actually has a show where divorced couples work out their problems, so that might be weird if that thing was hanging over them.

Verizon-Chipotle-Exxon merger commercial

I once found a rock that looked exactly like Santa Claus. Hat and everything, so...

You're my Verizon-Chipotle-Exxon.

Tarantula! Could somebody get me outta here? Please? / I'll help you, John Cena. / No.