Love At First Fight

Will:I know how desperate I can get. How about you, Carlton?

Carlton · Ashley:Sky's the limit. I better go lock up my Barbies.

Carlton:Last Friday, the school nurse started looking good to me.

Will:Yeah, something about how them fat ankles roll over them squeaky white shoes.

Will:Red flag.

Will:When she says, 'lovely girl' that means 'get out the Milk Bones.'

Will:Nice personality means she's protected by Greenpeace.

Will:There you have it. We wouldn't have nothing to talk about. I'm not that good at math and I don't speak no French.

Kayla:Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Carlton · Kayla:Where abouts are you from? - Harlem.

Carlton:Is it nice?

Carlton:But we have more in common. We're both attractive human beings of normal height.

Will:Geoffrey? He's down with my posse. He cuts a nice fade, so I keep him around. Don't that make you large.

Will · Carlton:The word is 'diss.' I don't care whether it's diss, dat, or the other thing.

Will:Where we come from age don't make no difference. 17, 21, 33, they're all in the same grade.

Will:You know, that's surprising, because sequels tend to be a little disappointing.

Carlton:Which is based on the intellectual superiority of servants over those they serve.

Hilary:Mother, are you kidding? Mel Gibson in tights?

Will:The Intelligent Hoodlum. I just got his tape. It's upstairs. Dude be dropping science.

Will:In our building in West Philly, we had a wild shrew once. Just crawling out from under the kitchen sink. Yo, dude was, like, this big. Stole a Smithfield ham from my Uncle Leroy.

Kayla:I did not come to discuss Rocky, rap, and rodents.

Carlton:Worked like a charm, Will.

Hilary:I was always losing my car keys so I went down to the key store and had 30 copies made. That way when I lose a key, I always have another one. And next month, I do the same thing.

Philip · Hilary:You mean, there are copies of our house key all over Los Angeles? Don't worry, Daddy. I put our name and address on all of them.

Will · Carlton:You know what my beef with Kayla is? I thought you didn't want to talk about Kayla?

Kayla:Maybe we should just drive around town and look for Hilary's keys.

Will:But you're the one fronting like you all that when in actuality, you're about that much of that.

Will:You so stuck-up your fingers got to make an appointment to scratch your damn head.

Kayla:Your mama's so fat, they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them.

Will:Your mama's so dumb she went to the movies. It said, 'Under 17 not admitted' so she went and got 16 of her friends.

Kayla:You're so ugly, she tied a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with you.

Will:You so ugly your mama had to feed you with a slingshot.

Kayla:You so ugly, that ain't a fade on your head, that's your hair running away from your face.

Will:Damn, baby. You so fine.

Will:I would kiss you but I just had a chilidog.

Will:Yeah, that's what my neighbor's gardener said.

Will:But I once got up to the third level of Super Mario Bros and, yo, it was hectic up there.

Will:When you start using them million dollar words makes my liver quiver.

Kayla · Will:You're the only boy I've ever been with that really appreciates my being sesquipedalian. Meow, baby.

Will:Yeah, Sigma Fly.

Carlton:I thought we'd light a fire, put on a Tom Jones album and after a cognac or two test the waters of adventure. Did you know, my dear, I'm an excellent photographer? I hope you're not camera-shy.

Carlton:So the draperies will be ready Thursday? Goodbye.

Carlton:This is just like Cher and that bagel boy.

Carlton:That's really pitiful, isn't it?

Will:I'm sort of like a big old bag of Lay's potato chips. It's like, once you get a taste, you just can't stop.

Vivian:You're certainly like a big old bag of something.

Will:I've been here all these months chasing chicken-headed girls around

Vivian:This might be the difference between Dr. Kayla Samuels who runs the hospital or just Kayla who cleans it.

Will:And I thought Carlton's come-on lines were funky.

Will:The answer is 'C.' I'm not sure what you're studying but I know that with multiple-choice you can't go wrong with 'C.'

Will:Wonder how come she never cleaned my room.

Will:If there's anything I can do or not do, I will do or not do.

Will:Out!