Banks Shot

Vivian:He's not allowed to use the car again until August of 1992.

Vivian · Hilary:What is it this time, Hilary? I've started recycling.

Hilary:After all, in a couple of years, I'm going to have my own family and my own butler.

Geoffrey:I hope it's no one I know.

Will · Philip:That's why. How y'all doing? I just got my hair cut. Kind of fly, huh?

Will:But, I guess y'all got kind of a reverse thing going on here.

Will:Finally. I always thought you could do better. Good luck.

Will:Don't leave me here with him! He's going to eat me. Don't leave me here.

Carlton:And I just took a multivitamin.

Carlton:I think you're the most talented member on the swimnastics team.

Carlton:I can hold my breath for long periods of time.

Carlton:Good. We're going under.

Hilary:Hello. Rice Krispie Treats?

Hilary:remember, you don't have to pet to be popular.

Carlton:Let's go to the mall.

Philip:That's right, Will. No one can hear you scream.

Philip:That's not true. I have my wine collection.

Fred:He said he ain't want you to go to the pool hall. It's a difference.

Fred:What are you, ignorant? Pick up the damn keys.

Pool Hall Owner:And next time you come in here, I'm going to use this.

Pool Hall Owner:Fred, get up! I can't get no sleep around here today to save my life.

Pool Hall Owner:No spitting, no fighting, and use coasters.

Will:What the hey. Maybe just $5 a ball.

Will:Ain't no thing but a chicken wing. My game is all that.

Fred:He also said that if it weren't for the fact that he had won so much from that fool over there, he'd take your money, too.

Hustler:Hustled is such an ugly word. I prefer to think of it as creative money management.

Hilary:And if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it, too?

Hilary:And no running in the house. You'll put your eye out.

Hilary:You blew $300 and you don't even have a sweater to show for it.

Carlton:That's what I always do.

Fred:So you can fix me a Rob Roy with a Sidecar.

Fred:Man, it is hard to find good help these days.

Will:I see you've met my Earth Science teacher.

Will:They got guys in there that make you look like Webster.

Geoffrey:In the early '80s, I was sparring butler for Mr. Chuck Norris.

Pool Hall Woman:That's where we got you fooled. We ain't got no license.

Will:The only legal phrase these people know is, 'Will the defendant please rise.'

Philip:I've seen it on TV.

Philip:Geoffrey, get me one of those stick thingies.

Geoffrey:At least he's got the terminology down.

Philip:Don't be ridiculous, Geoffrey. It's simple geometry.

Philip:That was just a practice shot.

Philip:No, I think I'm getting a lot better, don't you?

Will · Hustler:Much better. That's not how I see it. You still stink.

Philip:Geoffrey? Break out Lucille.

Geoffrey:And 10% for his manager.

Fred:after you done had me up in your house.

Hilary:I handled it, I prevailed, and now I think I'm ready to have children of my own.

Ashley · Carlton:Hilary was a tyrant all weekend. She was terrible.

Carlton:Next time you go out of town, I beg of you, please just put food and water in a dish.

Will:Do you think she'll put two and two together when the cops dig my body up.

Will · Philip:What, you're going to spank me? You know the severity of what you did tonight.

Philip:You know, a hard head makes for a soft behind.

Will:Your money? I'll play you for it.