Hi Ho Silver

Will · Ashley:Please, Will, the last time you showed me a magic trick... it took two months for my hair to grow back.

Ashley · Will:What happened to 'abracadabra'? / No, this is black magic, Ash.

Will:Chaka Khan!

Ashley · Will:I don't have a dollar. / I have a 20. / That'll do.

Will · Ashley:Going... going... gone! Will!

Vivian:Some nice twelve-grain organic... hot cereal.

Carlton · Vivian:Boy, that was better than the batch you made yesterday. / Good. That's why I made twice as much today.

Will:You keep dishing it up, Aunt Viv... and we'll keep finding some place to put it.

Hillary:She picks our clothes out for us... and checks our homework and cuts the crust off the end of our bread.

Will:Hey, look, that woman must be stopped, y'all.

Uncle Phil:That diet and exercise regimen your mother put me on... has really changed my life. I never felt better.

Philip:That woman must be stopped.

Will:Is that G or Philip Michael Thomas?

Geoffrey:That woman must be stopped!

Carlton:My personal favorite was George Washington and the Hussy.

Will:Ladies and gentleman, give it up for the star of Heidi Comes to Harlem.

Ashley:Mom, if you make me go to school like this... I'm going to write a book when I grow up.

Will:Uncle Phil, that was for you. They said you left your wallet at the Donut Depot.

Will:Pretty fly earmuffs you got there, Ash.

Will:A little calamine lotion probably'd take care of that rash.

Will · Hilary:Come on, Ash, not many women can carry off plaid. / And here comes one now.

Will:Don't worry about this, Ash. One day you're gonna be cracking up laughing about this with your therapist.

Hilary:I wanna play!

Vivian:Look at poor Henry Firth. Ever since his wife left him he's been in one meaningless... unsatisfying relationship after another.

Sonya Lamor:That is so kind of you. Please, no pictures.

Will · Sonya:You look dope in 3-D! / It wasn't in 3-D. / Back up.

Vivian · Sonya:There is something that I am just dying to know. / Yes, I did it. And he deserved to be slapped.

Henry:When Jacoby sued Meyers, who do you think he called?

Sonya:I couldn't eat a thing. Wonderful sugar cake. Can I get a little, tiny, weensy piece, please?

Aunt Viv:Will, check the pool, the Jacuzzi, the tennis courts, and the basketball net.

Carlton:But I did find Geoffrey's new uniform crammed behind the hot-water heater.

Will:We need that little white lady from Murder, She Wrote.

Uncle Phil:And if you all happen to be digging around under my bed... those videotapes are for my report on Clarence Thomas.

Sonya:So kind of you. No pictures.

Will · Sonya:Laurence Olivier was in An Officer and a Hussy? No it was his brother, Wendall.

Carlton · Sonya:You got top billing over Clark Gable? / It was Schlomo Gable, his half-brother.

Will · Sonya:Then I guess this Reagan isn't really Ronald. / No, that is really Ronald. You see, we couldn't get his brother.

Will · Sonya:Then I guess this Reagan isn't really Ronald. No, that is really Ronald. You see, we couldn't get his brother.

Will · Parrot:What's up, man? I'm Will. Polly want a cracker? / Will is a cracker. / Yeah, man, your mother poops on papers.

Carlton:This is not a wimpy fork. This is a hand-engraved silver dessert... Jumping Jehosaphat!

Carlton:This is not a wimpy fork. This is a hand-engraved silver dessert.... Jumping Jehosaphat!

Will:Remember what happened to her in Hussy Behind Bars?

Will:I say we do what's fair and just for both parties. Steal it back and run like hell.

Will:Carlton, weren't you just saying how much... you would enjoy a tour of Ms. Lamor's house? No...time like the present.

Carlton:Get your hands off that! Not till we're married.

Will · Carlton:Is the silver in your pockets? / No, I'm just extremely happy to see you.

Will · Carlton:Is the silver in your pockets? No, I'm just extremely happy to see you.

Will:Carlton, please, we lifted some silverware from a neighbor... and I had to slap you twice to keep you from driving us to Mexico.

Carlton:I just thought we should lay low until the heat was off.

Aunt Viv:The caterers brought it back.

Vivian:Carlton, why do I have service for eight in my drawers?

Carlton:We'll get caught. We'll go to jail. Kid 'N Play will portray us in a movie.

Hilary:No, I meant everyone always mistakes me for Whitney Houston.

Carlton:Will, there's a big black guy in the house.

Carlton:Will, there's a big black guy in the house.

Carlton:I brought these gloves so we don't leave prints. Yellow or blue?

Sonya · Uncle Phil:If Meryl Streep is going to play it, she must have her nose fixed. Absolutely. Page 3, the schnoz clause.

Philip:When we walk down the street, deer eat from our hand.

Uncle Phil:Sonya, with all due respect... you're the one who's playing footsie-wootsie.

Sonya:Please, darlings, you are too kind. No pictures.

Will:Uncle Phil, I know what you're thinking, and there's no cake left.

Carlton:Will made me do it. He held a fork to my head.

Carlton:And I didn't want to hide under the furniture... like a bad old episode of Laverne & Shirley.