Karen Filippelli

I don't want to put words in your mouth, but what sort of a boss would you say i am? I'm a... good boss, yeah. He said good. No. You're a great boss.

I've got paper stories that'll crack you up. That's true. Hilarious. Put hilarious.

That he doesn't want! I didn't ask you. You asked me how i felt... i don't want to know now.

Do you think that'll ever be us? / No. / What is wrong with you? Why did you even bring me here tonight? / I don't know. / Let's break up.

Immediate cut to normal business discussion after death talk

My snack food doesn't fall under the umbrella of your authority.

The absurd chip search checking copier and fax machine

Karen, my chips got stuck in the vending machine again. I need your... skinny little arms.

Can you believe my boss proposed to his girlfriend in public? That is so Michael. Is it? He's really outgoing, huh?

Hey, dummy, get the car. I'm a drunk driver. Yes, you are. Here, let me take that. Just, get in the car. You can really hold your liquor, though. Yeah, you can't.

Rumor has it that the Scranton branch is 'gklch.' In your face. Sucka.

New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. And you wanna move to Scranton.

Michael asking Karen 'are you a robot or a Martian?' and 'Was your dad a GI?'

Dwight coaching Karen's voicemail message to be 'more Italian'

Phyllis's pine perfume from 'metropolitan Orlando' and Bob Vance introduction

Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration introduction pattern

Karen's corkscrew lobotomy phone call

And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45.

That is Animal from the Muppet Babies. You can't see my stomach...

He said it would be like we were living together in different houses, two blocks away.

The Days Inn Room 228 was staring to get really depressing.

Muppet Babies tattoo reveal - Karen joins in and Jim confirms it's Animal

Karen living in a hotel and Jim's apartment proximity concerns

Did you ever have a thing for Pam? / Pam? Did I ever have a thing for her? No... Why, did she say something?

So, what's in the box? A toaster. You? A toaster. Unbelievable.

'P and R'? Phyllis and Robert? Oh, of course. Also, Pam and Roy.

This must be so awful for you. What do you mean? Well, this is supposed to be your wedding. Oh! No, that's actually fine. There's no way it's fine. I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just, like, freak out and get really drunk and then tell someone I was pregnant.

Really didn't give it any thought.

And, there's one in anger management.

Have you dated like every guy here? Wow. Okay. You got me. I so got you. So, none of them. Of course not. I mean, you're kind of like, my first.

Yes, I would like to be considered for the corporate position in well. 'In well?' As well. How would that work... in well? I just want to know. That would be fine. This job is in a well. I don't want it.

Pam is kind of a bitch.

Wow. Done. Okay, let's do it.

Every time my sixth grade class has a field trip.

That wasn't him.

He would be disaster.

Wow. That was some serious, hardcore, self destruction. / Yeah. Kinda feel bad for her though. / Don't. She's nuts.

You and I are done.

Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.

Filipellers, how they hangin'? - Michael. - To the left? To the right?

You may have Toby. - Toby's not a salesperson. - You can train him. He's very, very smart. And funny, and charming.

I cried for weeks over that guy. So, yeah... Seeing him climb out of a PT Cruiser in a ladies' warehouse uniform... felt pretty good.

Go 'cause of traffic. Definitely. Beat... Beat the traffic.

Is that supposed to impress me?

This can't happen again. This has to happen again. Darryl can't happen again.

Oh, my God, he's gonna kill us. I'd like to see him try.

He says it's cool. He said it's cool! That's all he wrote? That's all he wrote.

Didn't you two date for, like, a long time? Mmm-hmm. This is like a fairytale.

Karen: 'If you're saying Hilary Swank isn't hot, you're saying I'm not hot, because obviously I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank'

I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and... / Let's just get this over with, shall we? / Ten? Ten months?

Do you need to go pump? / Not gonna have to do that until after I have the baby.

I grab this, and I turn it on and I say, "Prepare yourself for the Utica Chain Store Massacre." / No, that is incredibly dangerous. / No, don't worry, the chain is off. / No, it's not.