Character Analysis
Customer
Played by Chris Edgerly
30 jokes across 20 episodes of The Simpsons
1.5
30
6.5
6.2
Character Comedy
Customer delivers 30 scored jokes across 20 episodes of The Simpsons, averaging 6.5 on craft and 6.2 on impact for a career WAR of 1.5. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Customer Lines
Homer Simpson went on a diet. -Oh, my God! And I just bought a boat!
These shirts are 100% cotton. And look at the fine stitching on 'Dope.' - I'll take two.
How much is this quart of milk? Twelve dollars. Hey, Barney, what'll it be? I'd like a beer, Moe. I'd like a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase
Hey, Ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl.
All Jokes — 30 total
You'll get that punk someday, Moe. / Ah, I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
Homer Simpson went on a diet. -Oh, my God! And I just bought a boat!
I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase
Kiss me-- I'm left-handed
Hey, this drink is delicious and my phlegm feels looser.
Hey, what's this? A sneeze guard. Wow, it really works!
It hasn't been this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.
I got hooked on this in the service.
Holy cow, you just fell on Aerosmith!
This taco is full of hair
Poor Mr. Homer. Could it be that my snack treats... are responsible for his wretched health? Gimme some jerky. Would you like some vodka with that? Oh, what the hell. Sure.
You'll be back! And so will you... and you... and you. / Of course I'll be back. If you didn't close, I'd never leave.
Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool. I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid.
How much is this quart of milk? Twelve dollars. Hey, Barney, what'll it be? I'd like a beer, Moe. I'd like a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
Hey, Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it. Ooh, a head bag! Those are chock-full of... heady goodness.
I need one 29-cent stamp. - That's $1.85.
I want $2.00 worth of gas, please. - $4.20.
Did I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kinda guy? - Actually, I thought it was a little labored.
You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man. - I'm me? - Hey, don't jerk me around, fella.
Hey, Ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl.
Nah, nah, nah. You got it wrong, 'Pu. She's blue 56.
Well, I can't pump it myself. I'm calling Triple 'A.'
These shirts are 100% cotton. And look at the fine stitching on 'Dope.' - I'll take two.
Uh, let's see. I'll have one, uh- [Mutters] Hey, hurry up. I wanna get my pretzel.
Wow! Check out that van. It looks like it doesn't even need our business!
But I don't want to!
Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone! It said I was gay!
Oh, no! Her clothes are coming off! [Chuckles] Hey, you know who would love this? Men.
So, you say this product is known as 'fudge'? / Yes. Just like it was last week / If you're gonna get snippy, I'll take my business elsewhere
Hey, Moe! Can I pay with a drawing? Yeah. Nice try there, twelve step.