The One in Vegas (Part 2)

Let me guess. Um, Pancho Villa.

And you're Bob Saget.

Oh, my God! You drew on me?

Whoa, what kind of party was this?

Rach, wait. The men's room is that way.

Mole people?

Kills you?

That's how she paid for my dance... Karate lessons.

Dance karate? Yes, it's a deadly... but beautiful sport.

I took it off, and then I drew it back on.

Who's your friend? He's hot. Thanks, man.

None of you will live with me in my hand-shaped mansion. Except, uh, you. You can live in the thumb.

Oh, come on. I was there. I know he's the love of your life.

I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.

Tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this?

Um, he said he thought I was funny.

Ross, I am a human doodle!

There are tons of freaks here. No other. No.

There was some staring and pointing.

Nope.

Get out of here, you lurker! Go on, get!

She couldn't live without the 'Chand love.'

This hand is your hand, This hand is my hand, Oh, wait, that's your hand, No, wait, it's my hand

I look like my great-aunt, Muriel.

Which is what we play to at this casino!

A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man!

Pick a number! That is your only job.

Thank you, Mr. Drunken Gambler.

Because I had lunch with Rich... Me neither!

You roll another hard eight... and we get married here, tonight.

Shut up!

It just got interesting!

You look that way, I look this way.

It's your call.

I wouldn't want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!

And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day... till Monday... because that's when I go home.

What time? Maybe we can share a cab.

Oh, I forgot to dial.

Joey lives with a duck.

Sir, you've got a little something...

Sells drugs to kids.

I won't go back to that hellhole!

I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was 12.

We'll bring it back. Put it under your dress.

Hello. My name is Regina Phalange.

Oh, my God. May I just say that you gentlemen have the exact same hands?

If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!

I'm your hand twin!

No, it's the graduation song.

Hello, Mrs. Ross! Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!