The One with the Proposal

You should know, you bought like a billion of them.

You didn't get one.

She'll know how expensive it is.

You'll mess up. Let me do it.

If she says no, can I have the ring?

-Give it. -It's gone.

We're practically kissing.

I get mad when Rachel doesn't remember where we're going.

I can do that for the kids.

You could give back the money you owe me.

Okay. Have a benefit.

You're already doing your part for the kids.

All jokes aside? I didn't agree to that.

Thought you were making jokes. I had no idea.

Not what she said last night.

See, now he could date her.

Will you marry me?

Hey, you marry me.

What's going on, little elves?

I know what a silent auction is. What's going on with your hair?

-And I also brought my friend Joey. -Shrimp toast!

You know, I don't know where he is.

Okay, $20.

Call the police. That's what I did to kids in my building.

-Who drank all the kamikazes? -Nobody. We put them in here!

Now, this is a nice suit!

I won! That was my guess!

Joey, it is an auction. You don't guess. You buy!

What?

One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. I remembered it.

Because then I would be cold. If you thought you'd be cold, you should have brought a jacket.

Before I met you, I had really little life.

What? I'm Chandler.

Well, my nose got lonely.

I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.

No one's supposed to know about us!

See, I did it again.

I figured I'd take a guess. Help a charity. Free boat!

Why would a charity give away a free boat? I don't know. Charity?

Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

Hey, I was pretty close.

Joey! Joey, good one!

They should just watch TV after school like I did. And I turned out fine. Not great.

I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.

As a poet once said, 'In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures...for in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.'

What?

Sometimes grownups have commitments they can't get out of.

That's what I did when I first started weighing stuff.

My God. You married her, didn't you?

If you're not careful, you may not get married at all this year.

It's a trip for two. Enchanté.

It's Pam. Just imagine this. The Pam.

You get all that peace and quiet you've always wanted. You get back to nature. You can go fishing. You get one of those hats, people call you captain. And then when you're old, Cappy.

Who cares? I'll make payments! I want the Mr. Bowmont!

I want to see what's in your hand, the trash.

A palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor. Glove salesman. Good one!

Being you is finally gonna pay off!

That guy's still doing that?

You suck! Breakup's still on.

And, also, a little like a French guy.

How it's a way for governments to keep tabs on you. Yeah, Big Brother.

Well, that's good to know.

The Mr. Bowmont's here!

I hate when people come back to compliment the chef. Like I've nothing better to do.

Came here to tell you I still love you.