Woman

I assume we're talking about the baby?

My uterus just skipped a beat.

My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt. What agency did you two go through?

You're no Brown Bird. I can see you through my peephole.

I can dial 911 at the press of a button, you know. Now, go away. / Please, please. It's for a poor little girl...who wants to go to Space Camp more than anything in the world. / I'm pressing.

I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having sex on the first date!

Book them. Who are you talking to? Save it, red!

Backup! Backup! I'm sorry! Sorry! Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!

I counted. You're not supposed to live here! Oh, man!

Nice car. / It's not mine. / I love your car. / Yeah. It's mine.

Hi, Joey. / Hey. How you doing? / He has the most amazing Porsche under there. I'd show you, but I just tucked her in. She's sleeping.

You look familiar. Do I know you? I don't think so. Maybe it's because I'm on television. I'm an actor on Days of our Lives.

[Joey does evil laugh, woman emerges looking disheveled]

Well, in that case, should I make sure it's on real good?