The One with Ross's Sandwich

What am I sitting on? Top of the world? Dock of the bay? I'm out.

Oh, undies!

They're mine. See, Joey's. They're Joe-Joe-Joey's.

I don't know. I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I take my underwear off in other people's homes.

Tighty-whiteys? What are you, 8?

I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play.

And around the ankles, that is a tough spot.

Yeah, actually.

Meanwhile, I get Rachel shoving your underwear in my face...and asking when she can come see me star in Ugly Woman.

All right. But you do it with me once.

Joey! -Didn't think so.

Does anybody else just take off their underwear when they're hot?

I really liked that Lamaze class I took.

...with a less painful final exam.

What did the police say?

Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!

Look, I left a note and everything. 'Knock-knock.' 'Who's there?' 'Ross Geller's lunch.' 'Ross Geller's lunch, who?' 'Ross Geller's lunch. Please don't take me. Okay?'

I'm surprised you didn't wear it home.

What would you say, Phoebe? Stuff like: 'Keep your mitts off my grub.'

Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie?

Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop. He stabbed me first!

Sorry I'm late, but I left late.

I started it, but then there was this pep rally. And I was on top of the pyramid.

Symbolism!

You completely stole my answer!

I think that yours is a question with many possible answers. Would you care to venture one?

The best you got in high school was 'Wet Pants Geller.'

It was the water fountain, okay?!

Hey, Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now!

I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having sex on the first date!

I'm Joey. I mean, I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films.

Tell them you had to make an adult film for your...adult film class.

Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle. I call it 'The Moistmaker.'

Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker?

You threw my sandwich away? My sandwich?!

First, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg.

Well, feminism, yes. But also the robots.

But I definitely don't care about my sandwich.

It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop.

Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!

Joey's a sex addict. What?! No, I'm not! It's okay! It's good! It's a disease.

Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that.

I guess I wanted to keep it...as a souvenir.

She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.

I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs.

Oh, yeah! We should have essay questions!