The Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again

when I first walked in, there were two dogs fighting. They were, like, strays or something that had wandered in? No one noticed.

the first time I met Frank, he pulled a gun on me. Misunderstanding. Not racial.

Charlie:You think those liberal morons bought it?

Mac:it's called 'Conservative Whine,' but it's spelled with an 'H,' 'cause it's like 'We're whining.' It's a pun. It's a play on the word 'wine.'

Dee:It's all he ever makes and it's un-edible.

Mac:Mac reveals his muscular physique unprompted

Dee:He's fat, he's skinny, he's muscular, it's... It's best to ignore it.

Mac:You guys like me, right?

Cindy:Murphy's Pub? It's around the corner from you guys. Oh, the bar, the bar. The super successful bar around the corner.

Charlie:Hello? Yeah, hello? No, I can't talk right now, I'm in a very important business meeting. What? No, I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't do anything. Well, yeah, but that was different. No, you can't just come down here. I said you can't just come down here!

Mac:you said I needed something Dennis-shaped to fill my hole

Charlie:I obviously wanted you to, I don't know, maybe start dating or do something, not get a sex doll of your best friend.

He left him a contact number for where he was gonna be in North Dakota, but it ended up being a mental health line.

Mac:It's not like I'm gonna have sex with it.

Charlie:He's gonna have sex with that the second we walk out of this door.

Charlie:He is. The second we leave, he's gonna bang it.

Dee:You want me to go find one?

Mac:I cannot return the doll due to the custom nature of the usage of the doll

Mac shirtless in a duster trying to incorporate it into the plan

Charlie:You're not Dennis! You're never gonna be, all right?

Mac:I was picturing what Dennis might've said in the situation and Dennis just said something really funny.

Dee:It called me a bird.

Mac:Yes!

Charlie:It did.

Frank:Exactly.

Mac:We all heard it.

Mac:I requested that the doll feel as though it's in mid-conversation.

Mac:using all the glitter and stuff was a great idea... maybe you would slather it all over my naked torso

Charlie:I know it's just a lifeless thing that Mac pumps his loads into, but it's in my head.

Mac:that's bleach. I cleaned him.

Well, then why did you clean it?

Dee:It doesn't like what I'm wearing and it thinks I need more makeup.

Frank:Dennis, does Mac look fat?

Charlie:Oh, yeah.

Dee:it also thinks Mac looks fat.

Mac:That's... that's a lie!

Charlie:what do you care if Dennis is back?

The Waitress:it's like Dennis is sitting in our apartment just staring at us.

The Waitress:You talk to the doll, and-and not me so much.

those just say 'wine.'

We thought 'Liberal Tears' was maybe gonna be confusing

The Waitress:Oh, I fucked him.

The Waitress:it told me to drink this bottle of wine. And then it talked me into having sex with it.

Charlie:You're cheating on me. With Dennis!

The Waitress:His voice is funny. It's-it's so high.

Waitress:You're cheating on me. With a doll. With Dennis!

Charlie:Do you have any more bottles of wine?

Charlie:I'm gonna break up with you!

Waitress:I already said it.

Mac:I think maybe some fresh titty will cheer you up, huh?

Mac:Dennis is gone, and he is not coming back. We have to accept that.

She's kind of like Dennis but only way better. Better than Dennis.

Charlie:I was playing his asshole.

That's dead-on. Yeah, you nailed it.

Dennis:I don't like it. Why do you have it?

It's for Mac.

Dennis:Oh, Mac's shooting his loads into it?

Dennis:You dress like it's 1998. Your look is played out and so are you. You're basic.

Dennis:You dress like it's 1998. Your look is played out and so are you. You're basic.

Cindy:They're just gonna go back to treating you like shit the minute I leave!

Dee:I kind of like being the only woman. 'Cause it makes me feel special.

You already said that. Did you run out of insults?

Dennis:Do we serve beer? Because we're a bar.

Mac:I think we just made Paddy's great again.

Dennis:Shut up, bird.

Mac:So reliable. Yeah, yeah, you can just count on it.

Mac:I think we just made Paddy's great again.

Dennis:Shut up, bird.

Dennis:Hey, Mac, did you gain a little weight?

Dennis:Hey, Mac, did you gain a little weight?