Charlie's Home Alone

The word is superstition, not 'stupid-stition.'

Mac:I'm not a Cowboy fan, I'm a Tony Romo fan. And he retired, so now I bleed green.

Do you know how football works?

What's going on with your eye?

Dee:I just, I slept on it funny.

how is 'salmonella' the only word you spelled correctly?

Are we closed for salmonella, or are we closed 'cause of the Super Bowl? It's very confusing.

Charlie:I wear green. I don't eat it. I'm green man. I eat brown, preferably, uh, milksteak with a little light char to it.

Sometimes I wish you'd just disappear.

Charlie:Where the hell is green man?!

Charlie:I made my friends disappear.

Charlie:I made my friends disappear!

Charlie:Hey, Frank! I'm going through your stuff!

Charlie:I got your... sticky Bible!

Charlie:Dee, woof!

Charlie:I don't know why I'm screaming. This doesn't hurt at all.

Charlie:Really cool, too, man. Those, like, those uniforms look really cool on you. You guys look, like, really strong.

Burglar:Well, which one is it? Is it closed for salmonella, or is it closed for the Super Bowl?

Charlie:I have to defend it.

Charlie:Ooh, ooh, that's a gusher. I got to stop the bleeding.

Charlie:How did I lose an entire day?!

Charlie:I-I didn't do my color rituals. Guys, you're gonna lose the game because of me!

Charlie:and brown.

Charlie:Ah. The brown is down. The brown is down.

Charlie:Eagles must have scored. It's working!

Charlie:Although I got a feeling that's gonna come back to haunt me later.

Charlie:No, right now.

Charlie:Never, ever, ever, ever, ever eat a rat.

Charlie:Soar like an Eagle!

Charlie:Oh, God.

Hallucination Charlie:You drink that yellow.

Use your thumbs.

Charlie:Well, why didn't you tell me there was a release lever?!

Hallucination:You bought the trap, Charlie. I only know about the release lever because you know about the release lever.

We're-we're not real.

you're gonna have to get back in that trap.

Charlie:Does it have to be the same leg or...

Every single thing that every fan does, at home or at the stadium, makes a direct impact in the game.