The Gang Does a Clip Show

Mac:What are we gonna do without our phones for 30 minutes?

Dennis:That's what you do when you start getting old. You know, you start reliving the glory days 'cause you can't think of anything new to do.

Charlie:Do you remember the time that I sewed myself into the couch naked?

Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh, God! Oh, God!

Frank bursting out of couch naked, sweating, gasping for air

Mac:Uh, hola, estúpidos.

Dennis:You're remembering the time you burned a Mexican's house down?

Mac:Taiwan Tammy

Mac:Why don't we remember all the times that Dee's gotten hurt.

Dee falling through ceiling finding kittens

Dee:You guys are exaggerating. You weren't even there for half of that.

Mac:It's just how we remember it, Dee.

Repeated 'Did you fuck my mom' escalation

Charlie:Because I cut the brakes. Wild card, bitches!

Frank:I have a touch of consumption.

Dennis:The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me.

Dennis:I don't feel we're reading as eagles.

Mac:No, bro. We look like assholes.

Charlie:Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good.

Charlie:Well, I'm gonna... I'm gonna watch you do it.

Charlie:Why didn't you jump out?

Dee:I am not an ostrich.

Dennis:I quit the bar, I moved to North Dakota

Dennis:It's like fake news, you know? And then, all of a sudden, nobody knows what the truth is, and facts don't matter.

Charlie:They gave me a magic pill, and I learned it, and I speak it fluently.

What's happening?

Mac:We had our own contest, except ours was to see who could masturbate the most in a 24-hour period.

Doctor:The skin has been all but removed from the organs.

Charlie:The night we had sex. That was... that was a great night.

Waitress:And I'm pregnant.

Charlie:Charlie's false memory of being with the waitress and having a baby

Mac:Frank, why do you have hair?

Frank:My legs have always been long. It's a burden being tall.

Frank:It's a burden being tall

Dennis:He spends three hours a day on a dildo bike.