Risk E. Rat's Pizza and Amusement Center

Charlie:Like, that's where I became a man and saw my first set of boobies, at Risk E.'s.

Charlie:Justine the Teen Dream. She was one of the robots in the Animatronic No Rules Band.

Charlie:That was the fir-first set of boobs I ever saw since my mom's, so...

Mac:Then you learned your lesson, and they'd send you back out to unleash it on the kids.

Mac:Well, I agree it's total bullshit that we would have to sign a waiver and also that we could bum-rush you and there's nothing you could do about it.

Frank drinking water from the fountain like an animal

Mac:Where he would smack his kids in the head because they were pieces of shit and then he would bust his brother because he was a lazy drunk.

Mac:Yeah, because of their race.

Mac:How do I simulate real-world violence with something like that?

Mac:To get it out of my system, bozo.

Employee:Those were discontinued because cigarettes are illegal.

That's what the bone's for! That's what the bone was for!

Dennis:And it's also good for the girls because then they know what they're supposed to look like.

Frank:These balls have no weight to 'em. Back in my day, you could crush a man's skull with one of these.

Frank:You can do whatever the fuck you want.

Child:'Cause you're a jerk.

Frank:They used to put 'em on the waitresses without them knowing it... because then you could cop a feel and they couldn't say anything because if they did, they'd lose their jobs.

Frank:No, it was the '50s. It was fine.

Mac:Are they hot, dork? Are you trying to tell me that these sticks of molten cheese that just came out of the deep fryer, they're hot?

Dapper Duck:Oh, I don't stutter. I have delightful diction.

Mac:You d-d-d-d-d-do-do st-st-st-st-stutter.

Mac:You were the retard.

Mac:Well, he's a duck. I wouldn't say that about a human.

Charlie:Was he supposed to be Black?

Charlie:They should have monster voices because we need monster representation.

Dennis:This could be science is what you're saying... This is for the good of... future robots, right?

Charlie:They-they took her tits off. They literally sanded 'em off!

Dennis:This is a sad day for women's rights.

Mac:You are stupid. It's 'cause you're stupid.

Mac:You got no freedom, which means you got no balls... you're never gonna hate yourself enough to stop being bad and grow some balls.

Mac:It gets jalapeño business... You got to do it with an accent. It gets 'all-up-in-yo' business.

Mac:But I got to know who the victim is in order for me to laugh at them.

Dennis:Charlie, there is no bar.

Did he just say Robbie-pizza.com?

Mac:You cannot call a place a website.

Dennis:We recreate the old Risk E.'s so that these kids can have the same experience that we had when we were younger

Where's my son?! Where's my son?!

Dennis:They weren't prepared for that amount of fun.

Frank:Ah, they won't find me.