The Gang Gets Whacked (1)

Maybe you should jump up into midair and do it... If you jump into the air and grab a live wire... you won't get electrocuted. But then if you land on the ground and you're still holding that wire... you'll be blown to bits. I saw it in Tango and Cash.

So I'm supposed to risk my life based on something... that you saw in the movie Tango and Cash?

Dennis, get me a harness 'cause I'll have to be swinging in the air to do this.

They fell off the back of a truck.

We don't have any electricity! That's why we needed the flashlight.

That's a... big bag of drugs.

But, like, what's the worst that could happen?

The elaborate disposal debate - kids with shovels, fume situations, solving society's drug problem

We're saying we're gonna do the drugs... and then we're gonna try and fix all the lights.

That's asinine... Your way's terrible.

Back in my day, only the biggest pieces of shit dealt drugs.

Hey, Bingo. Frank sent us.

Frank, huh? I'm gonna skin that son of a bitch and wear his face.

We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea... Sweet, delicious nose clams that are looking for a home

These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.

These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder... They come from Colombia. They're illegal. And they rhyme with 'propane.'

Perfect. You found a perfect medium ground there... Why didn't you just come out and say that? Instead of dancing around it. That is so tacky.

That is the kindergarten behavior of drug dealing.

The certain someone/certain something speech

Fellas, we're about six beers' deep. So I think you're gonna have to... be a little bit more clear

Well, Friday is the day... that we may or may not be forced... to chop your limbs off... and distribute them evenly amongst your friends and your family.

Well, Friday is the day that we may or may not be forced to chop your limbs off and distribute them evenly amongst your friends and your family.

You guys, those drugs were worth 25 grand!

You guys, those drugs were worth 25 grand!... Oh, dude... a one, a two... a $300!

I was using 'Dead Presidents' as a cover... He said to the man he wanted many, many thousands of green people... From history times.

I was using 'Dead Presidents' as a cover. You didn't get that? He said to the man he wanted many, many thousands of green people from history times.

We are going to get whacked off by a bunch of scary Italian guys... They implied they wanted to whack us all off!

What can we get for 300 then? Uh, you want an exotic bird?

How do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them? They're... The economy is in shambles... The NASDAQ! Dow Jones! It's up then down.

The economy is in shambles. Have you taken a close look at the marketplace right now? The NASDAQ! Dow Jones! It's up then down.

The economy is in shambles. Have you taken a close look at the marketplace right now? The NASDAQ! Dow Jones! It's up then down.

You are gonna get us into that country club... And we're gonna sell the pills there... You can't make no $25,000 from that amount of pills... You're gonna have to turn a trick or two.

I'll do it... Charlie, you're not quite cut from the right cloth... Mac, you're too low class... I was thinking about Dennis.

Holy shit. Did you guys see that midget dressed like a lawn jockey? That's a jockey, Charlie... That's a real jockey. The ones that ride on the horses...

That's a jockey, Charlie. That's a real jockey. The ones that ride on the horses...

Holy shit. You can talk? I would've figured if anything, your voice would be like super high.

Holy shit. You can talk?

I would've figured if anything, your voice would be like super high.

Now, there's only one thing that these rich old men understand. And that is money... And you are going to be my secretary, Linda.

Jameson is investing in new technologies... Lasers. Lasers!... Lasers, Linda!

Who wants to buy some drugs?

You could make a killing here, bro... Really? I wouldn't have to bang these ladies? No... it's all fancy dinners, exotic vacations.

Ah, you know what they say. Nobody parties like a jockey! I was not familiar with that expression, Buster.

I think maybe... I was a centaur in my past life... Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.

So come on, you old son of a gun... and-and let Buster do a line off your boner. No?

So come on, you old son of a gun and let Buster do a line off your boner.

Dude, I think I was a centaur in my past life... You smell like cheese... It's horse shit... The horse was eating a lot of cheese.

Dude, I think I was a centaur in my past life. It totally occurred to me.

Don't talk to me that way. Don't talk to me. I am your pimp. You are my ho.

Dennis is a prostitute now... No, I'm not prostitute, okay? Yes, he is... There's no banging old ladies and dudes.

You're supposed to walk like the rest of the Americans. You walk, you know? On their two feet!

How am I supposed to get home? You're supposed to walk like the rest of the Americans. You walk, you know? On their two feet!

I did have absolutely nothing to do with it... You did or you didn't? I did... You did have something to do with it? No. No. I did have absolutely nothing to do with it.

You want to join our crew, huh?... Okay, first things first. You gotta prove your loyalty... I want you... to go clean the bathrooms.

I'm gonna make him our bitch till Friday... And after that? I wanna whack him off irregardless.