The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo

I've been sewing my clothes back together for, like, almost my entire life.

You look so different. What happened to all of the fat parts?

The Aluminum Monster and Fatty Magoo!

You were the Aluminum Monster! I was Fatty Magoo!

If the Aluminum Monster can do it, then so can I.

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah? Not-Not-Not... Yeah. Not right now... because I'm shopping.

I got a fatty to take down.

Come on. I steal lots of things. You don't have to get all huffy about it.

Dee's designing a dress to put her old nerd friend back in her place.

Sweet Dee, being a winner's not something that you can become. It's something that you're kind of born with. Like me.

What is this? Is it a boat? Oh, no. No, it's... It's a boat with a triangle in it.

Have your hands been smashed with hammers?

I'm gonna start with the breasts. Oh, naturally.

Peaked? Peaked, Dee? Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak.

And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.

Because that lead paint is extremely toxic. What? Is that why I'm feeling so dizzy?

Because I'm manipulating you. That's the way I get people to do things for me. Really? Yeah. Shit, that's awesome.

Whoa. Wait. Has that chair been dipped in gold?

These are just pictures of women with giant breasts. And in some of these sketches, the women aren't even wearing clothes.

And if you look good enough in it, hell... I might even consider having sex with you.

And winners, we don't listen to words like 'no,' or 'don't,' or 'stop.'

Why does she have light bulbs growing out of her neck? Light bulbs? What? Those are shoulder pads.

I walked in and saw you enjoying them very much this morning in the bar.

The pretty lady gets naked, of course. And I help her into the prototype.

And then just, boom, we're into it. And it's hot and it's passionate. Then it's just me and you, babe, all night long.

This is exactly the way I ran my sweatshops.

You gotta break 'em like dogs! Break 'em! Yeah! Break 'em like dogs!

Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.

I also see a very confused and uncomfortable model who seems to be stuffed into an ill-fitting garbage bag.

Because the only crime that's being committed today is the crime of ugliness.

Dennis's exit line about 'the crime of ugliness' and 'you can't press charges for that'

I've changed his diet to only dry food. And he's no longer allowed on any of the furniture.

Charlie, sit. Don't tell me to sit, dude. You want a treat? Yeah. Yeah? You sure? You want some? Yeah. Wait for it. Sit. Shake. Speak. I would like some jerky, please.

You send pictures of girls that have bodies like Oompa-Loompas and hippopotamuses!

A hundred? We got an order for a hundred dresses? Oh, my gosh! That's fantastic!

They're running this place like a concentration camp.

It was destroyed and the materials were distributed amongst the workers.

We got a whole box of knockwurst up there. A big pot of it!

You can do it, Dennis, because you're a winner. You haven't peaked. You haven't even begun to peak.

Those dresses were made by voluntary laborers who work for us on their own free will to feed their starving families!

Oh, man! You were all jacked up, huh? I don't remember.

Oh, shit.