The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Charlie:bird law in this country, is not governed by reason

Mac:There's no such thing as bird law.

Charlie:To spite you I'm gonna get one

Charlie:you don't wanna live with a seabird, okay. 'Cause the noise level alone on those things... have you ever heard a gull up close? It's gonna blast your ear drums out dude

Charlie:Hummingbirds are a legal tender

Dee:You guys, I'm serious, I have huge news here... News, news, news...

Mac:Holy shit, that's amazing.

Dee:Oh is it? Is it amazing?

Frank:Do yourself a favor and flush it out

Frank:Hold it. I'm not spending money on another little bastard. I did that already twice.

Dennis:does your thing involve us in any way, or you just kinda... at us...

House.

But I'm just saying that, if...

House.

House. House.

House. House.

Go. Go.

House. House.

Flush, Flush, Flush.

Dee:Well, my brother is a dick, if that counts.

Dee:What are your thoughts on doubling down, so to speak, and going for twins?

Dee:You guys wanna go for an octomom thing? I'm game! You wanna have 10? You wanna out-do that bitch? I'll have that conversation. I'm kidding, I don't want 10 people inside of me.

Frank:You gotta look for shit on the walls, 'cause that's what they do. When they know they're getting thrown out of a house, they smear feces all over the wall.

Dennis:Look, bitch, we bought it from them because they foreclosed on your bitch ass.

Charlie:What happens if you accidently hit a child with an umbrella? In the eyes of the law that is child abuse. What happens then? In the eyes of the law, you have to give your properties to the parents of that child.

Dennis:Absolutely, we can cave the husband's skull in here, yes, we can take the wife down to the basement, have a frenzy free for all with her. We can tie the kids up in their little rooms upstairs, so they wouldn't hear any of it. In that scenario we have to kill the kids, 'cause they would've seen our faces.

Mac:Right. Why get weird?

Dee:From the curb, it doesn't really look like much, but once you get inside, it's got a real ass on it.

Dee:is for me to stay relaxed if you don't want my tubes to get all tensed up. So, you wanna go grab a swimsuit for me to borrow or should I just jump in my birthday gear?

Mac:That was a bummer! Man, gotta admit that felt very unsatisfying to me.

Frank:That's bull-bird, man.

Charlie:Hey, buddy, I know a lot about the law, and various other lawyerings, I'm well educated, well-versed

Lawyer:I went to Harvard. How about you?

Charlie:Where?

Charlie:I'm pleading fifth, Sir.

Charlie:Now, let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

Charlie:Filibuster.

Lawyer:Do you know what that word means?

Charlie:Yeap.

Lawyer:And what's that mean?

Charlie:I'll... We're gonna... I don't know.

Dennis:That's good, dude! 'Honey and Vinegar Realty'.

Mac:You want him to bang you?

Mac:I see two trannies shooting at each other.

Charlie:'Cause it's an old book! Okay? I don't have to explain everything to you about what I know!

Dee:So suck on that, white stains!

Dennis:Your mom and dad aren't at work. That's why they lost the house! They're probably at the dog track getting wasted.

Kid:Dude, eat my boogers!

Dennis:You eat my boogers!

Mac:Hi, I'm Hugh Honey. This is my associate Vic Vinegar. We are here to show you this house.

Dennis:I tell you what buddy, how about I take your wife upstairs and show her what it's like to be deep inside a really big house?

Dennis:She said: 'Yes, I will buy this house'. That is a binding verbal contract. I heard it, you heard it, and pussy husband of hers heard it too.

Charlie:I shant mince words with you for long, I'm challenging you, Sir, to a duel.

Lawyer:I accept.

Lawyer:No, I have a gun. I actually keep one right here in the drawer... I like to keep it loaded because you never know who's gonna walk into a law office these days.

Lawyer:I'm gonna put one right between your teeth, and it's gonna pop out the back your neck.

Mac:We're the wealthy homosexual couple that she promised her womb to... I'm Hugh Honey and this is my partner Vic Vinegar.

Dennis:We're partners in real estate and we're partners in life.

Mac:I'm the trophy husband. He's my bottom. I'm the power bottom. Technically, I generate most of the power.

Dennis:Only because, I'm giving out so much power from the top, he need to generate power to accept it.

Charlie:Abort! Abort! Abort! Do not buy this house!

Dee:Jack knife!

Chicken fight! Chicken fight! Chicken fight!