The Gang Reignites the Rivalry

Dennis:I am getting a tremendous amount of enjoyment watching you parade around in those things. So I say keep them.

Mac:Big news, bitches! The ban's been lifted. And we are back in. Flipadelphia, here we come!

Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

Mac:No, we did poison the shit out of them. But they didn't have any proof.

Mac:This year we're gonna jam it right up their butt holes...

Mac:Yeah, me, Dennis and Charlie will jam their butt holes.

Dennis:You're not gonna come anywhere near their butt holes. Let us handle the butt holes.

Dee:I'm your 'Adelphia.'

Charlie:You choked under pressure in '98. You blew the whole thing. We were gonna win. And then you couldn't flip your damn cup over.

Mac:Flip cup. Ten years ago? We poisoned you, dude. Remember?

Mac:Who's to say we didn't put that very same poison in the drinking water?

He's lying. He doesn't have any poison...

Mac:No, I don't have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.

Frank:There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles.

Mac:What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?

Frank:Oh, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy. And the mayo? That's shampoo.

Frank:You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?

Mac:We came to tell you we're reigniting the rivalry, dick worm.

Mac urinating on Art's bar after being called childish

Mac:Your mother had to have a C-section because of those hands.

Dennis:Maybe you could be, um, team instigator...

Frank:I'll instigate.

Charlie:That was, like, 15 years ago. I don't think you'd have any clout there...

Dennis:It doesn't matter, man. I was the king of that place. I'm a legend over there.

Dennis:I chug dick? No. What? I never- I don't chug dick. That's crazy.

Frat student:Dude, we were cruising in sixth grade in '98, man.

Oh, he's a pledge. And we're zapping his nuts with a stun gun every couple of hours.

Frank:Oh, man! You got any ludes?

Frat student:Ludes? I don't think they make those anymore, man.

Dennis:Don't do that shit again, you little idiot! Have some respect for a brother, okay? I'm a legend around this place.

Frat student:Flip cup? What are you, a freshman? That is so lame.

Dennis and Frank's drug-fueled rant about the disrespectful frat kids

Dennis:Yeah, in that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor. You're just a janitor.

Charlie:Right. You stumped me with that one. That's a good point.

Frank:Or I'd take a banana and stick it up some guy's ass in front of his best friend. And I'd be like, 'Hey! Banana ass! How you doing?'

Frank:Or maybe I'd, like, uh- I'd like take the tip of my penis and stick it in a guy's mouth for, like, just a second, you know what I mean? Like while he was sleeping.

Frank:Well, what I'm doing is I'm cutting the shower curtain in half waist high so that when he's in using it, people can see his junk.

College girl:When we shower together and wash each other off.

Charlie:Oh! Bet you're reading a lot of Gordon Wood, huh! You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doing that!

Frat student:I have no idea what you're talking about. You are an idiot.

Frank:I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes! Next year the I.R.S. Will audit the piss out of him!

Frank creating a poop swastika on Art's lawn

Charlie:if I had known college was anything like that, the amount of book learning I would have put to my brain- Read! And math, dude!

Dennis:Goddamn it. This feels forced. I... I'm not into it. I'm definitely forcing it.

Mac:Oh, what's going on is that you just drank a cup of poison! Paddy's Pub, bitches!

Dee:I thought you guys believed in me. You were so proud of me...

Dennis:Oh, no. We knew you were gonna choke.

Dee:I thought you guys believed in me. You were so proud of me.

Mac:Oh, no. We knew you were gonna choke.

Mac:Yeah. Yeah. We knew you'd pretty much choke under pressure.

Frank:Frank struggling with skinny jeans - can't remove them, no circulation

Dennis:Oh, Flipadelphia! Oh, sh... Was that today?

Mac:Oh, Flipadelphia! Oh, sh... Was that today? Yeah, dude.

Dennis:I am a legend.

Dennis:Who slams a door? Babies. That guy's got some real growing up to do. I mean, have some respect, for Christ's sake. Goddamn savage. I am a legend.