The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods

Dennis:Thank you for giving me the opportunity of a lifetime

Frank:Whatever

Frank:wants to 'fiddle around with and play with' exotic creatures at an animal rights event

Dennis:There's gonna be exotic creatures at the event.

Mac:Wait, so there's gonna be exotic creatures at the event?

Mac:zoos are animal prisons

Mac:Mac reveals he's been 'boning up' on animal rights literature specifically to have talking points with Chase Utley

Dennis:Dennis warns Mac that security won't let him near Chase because of his 'creepy letters' and being 'on a list somewhere'

Mac:You're going after Ryan Howard all of a sudden

Sweet Dee:I'm a hot, single lady. He's a hot, single man.

Frank:Hot? Dee, you're pregnant as shit

Frank:Frank reveals he's avoiding tolls despite spending tons on charity, leading to the 'toll jockey' rant

Mac:Squirrel!

Frank:crashes the car trying to avoid hitting it

Mac:You almost ran over that squirrel

Frank:So you should have let me mash it

Frank:I only donated money to 'make a mockery of their cause' at the animal rights event

Frank:Animals should be food, rugs and trophies

Dennis:Who wears a plastic suit?

Charlie:Are we in A.C.?

Charlie:tie you up and put a sack on your head so you don't freak out

Frank:a total waste of money

Charlie:trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place?

Sweet Dee:I refuse to walk because I'm pregnant and got a baby on board

Frank:won't walk because his leather suit is 'chafing me up like crazy'

Dennis:I have a philosophy: I say yes to everything. Yes to adventure. Yes to experience. That's how you live.

Dennis:she was totally legal. I always check their licenses

The trucker assumes Dennis and Charlie are 'lot lizards' (truck stop prostitutes)

Dennis and Charlie's confused attempts to deny being prostitutes while the trucker explains 'lot lizards'

Trucker:turn me into Swiss cheese

Trucker:make me into a mailbox

Trucker:I will not suck you, and I will not be sucked on by you

Dennis:Charlie is not an example of good health

Dennis:trash bird

Frank:We've been staring at each other for ten minutes

Frank:He's looking at me like he can see right through my soul

Mac:Animals can see souls. That is a fact of nature.

Byron:I thought we would slip into a room, and you could check my oil

Byron:split me open like a coconut

Trucker:I got cash in my pocket, I got desire in my heart, and I'm a-frothin' and a-foamin'

Charlie:putting all their money on black at roulette

Dennis:panicking

Sweet Dee:I want to bash you, bunny

Sweet Dee:suck all the life out of it

Frank:I kicked a dog in a subway once, it was a real jerk move

Frank and Mac singing 'Ave Maria' at the crow funeral while orchestral music plays

Frank:If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die under a bus

Ryan Howard:Please don't touch me

Chase Utley:try not to hurt anybody tonight

Frank:I ate the crow

Frank:it's tearing me up inside

Frank:I ate the crow

Sweet Dee:Dee names the rabbit 'Peter Peter Nickel Eater' because it tried to eat a nickel

Mac:nature speech about the rabbit being 'safe in the loving embrace of Mother Nature'

a bird of prey killing it

nature is bullshit

New Trucker:The trucker who picks them up at the end calls Dennis 'Mr. Hottie'