The Gang Broke Dee

Dee eating month-old trash cake while smoking

Mac:Dee, you're such a—

Dee:—bird? Yeah, I know.

Charlie:And you're always so—

Dee:—stupid and annoying? Got it.

Mac:You never even let us finish!

Dee:Because I know exactly what you're going to say. I'm a tall, gangly, uncoordinated bird who can't do anything right.

Dee:I might as well just throw myself in front of a bus though, because I'm so ugly I can't even get a bus to hit on me

We're gonna sign you up for an open mic night at a comedy club!

Mac:You're right in that sweet spot between suicidal and actually dead, where most comedians thrive

Dennis:a very, very average if not below average man to take you off of our hands forever

Dee:I passed out at the park the other day, and a couple of kids wrote, 'Wash me' in the filth on my vagina

Dee:I can't even get a bus to hit on me

Dee:Joke's on me

Dennis:You're not on my list of chosen men

Dennis:This one's just like one big chin

Dennis:He's got all of his skin, still

Dee:And that he has plenty of teeth to get... But not all of them?

Dennis:What are you doing?

Dee:Sound effects.

Dennis:This is Walt.

Dennis:Yeah, shut up, Walt

Dee:The stink flipped around and now my soap smells like dirty vag

A woman said 'vagina.' That's what makes it funny!

Dee:I can't even keep crabs in this vagina. They're all like, 'Clickety clackety, clickety clackety, clickety clackety clack. I got to get out of here!' Evacuate vagina

The crabs have machine guns

Dee:I'd like to say it was fun, but I've had a better time ripping out my own pubes. Shellac, shellac, rip! Ping, ping, ping, ow!

That was a funny white bitch, wasn't it? Skinny though. I took bigger dumps than her

Dennis:I'm not on a list for a place that I don't want to be

Dennis:Dee. Dee. Dee. Dee. Dee.

Dee:Dennis, you're out

Dennis:You will never succeed. Ever. Instead, you will fly too close to the sun, and you will choke and you will gag in a spectacular manner

Dennis:I love you, Dee

Dee:Dennis... suck my dick

Mac:We got you, Dee! We tricked you, we tricked you, we tricked you!

Frank:I chartered a jet. We flew all over Philadelphia for six hours

And I'm a garbage man.

He's a garbage man!

He's your garbage man!

You've met him

Mac:Dennis wasn't even in on any of it! He wasn't, he wasn't. No, we knew we had to drag him through the mud, make it seem legit

Some things you just don't joke about, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You took it too far

Dee:I took it too far? Oh, God, you sons of bitches!

Mac:And there she goes! She's back!

He's not loving it. He's not. He's not loving it. No, he's not. He might go kill himself