The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6

We just need a little money to finish it.

Yeah, see, we had a little bit of a falling out with our financier. He's also playing Chief Lazarus.

The guy wanted to shoot a full penetration sex scene and show it.

Dee:I don't have a problem, as much, with the act itself as I do with the man who's performing it.

Mac:I just think that no one wants to see Frank smashing genitalia with a woman, but if it were me doing it, you know, imagine that. Wouldn't that be nice?

Mac:Imagine all the positions that I could get into. You know, reverse pile driver, seated scissors, wheelbarrow, reverse cowgirl. I know all the positions. Whatever you like.

Charlie:He can do 'em all.

Bank Manager:We don't finance movies here.

Murtaugh:Schooling a black man on basketball. You must be crazy.

If I score on you, I don't have to come to the wedding?

That's right.

So all I do is score once, and then I don't come to the wedding?

Murtaugh:Well, this is gonna be... a slam dunk!

Wedding Officiant:We also thank Martin for his lovely sax solo in lieu of vows.

I love weddings. They always such a blast!

Charlie:God, the bank didn't get it either.

Mac:Somebody released some kind of a biting bug, the likes of which I've never contended with. Frank and I got them from China

Charlie:Don't worry about where we got them or why we were getting them.

feathers were usually used in Indian resurrection burials, which could only mean one thing.

Damn! That Lazarus is back from the dead.

So he's probably planning an elaborate rain dance to drench L.A. so bad that it ends up in the ocean. Making his Indian reservation the only thing left standing and very valuable beachfront property.

Mac:No, you're like, 'Who's that guy? Is that the good guy, is that the bad guy?' Everybody knows!

Mac:You've never seen... Lethal Weapon?

Investor:No, I mean, I've heard of it.

Mac:I think what's happening here is the fact that you're a woman, and our demographic skews male.

Mac:All right, blokes, let's hit the showers, huh?

Riggs:I'm starting to think even I'm getting too old for this shit.

Mac:Gay porno movie? What are you talking about?

Charlie:Yes, in a lot of ways this is a love story between two men.

Mac:No, it isn't.

Charlie:Okay, yes, in a... most ways.

Mac:No, it isn't.

Mac:Of course I had a butt-double. You think I'm gonna show my butt on camera, Charlie?

Mac:I sure am glad we came to this strip club, Riggs. I do like looking at beautiful naked women. That's because we're not gay.

Mac:Frank, will you pay attention, man? I mean, come on, we've been all over town. We went to a hedge fund guy, a dot-com girl, we went to banks. No one's gonna fund this thing.

Frank:All right, I'll give you the money. But we do the movie my way. I want... what I want. And you know what I want.

He gonna do a rain dance and then make some money on some umbrellas, man. He a dirty bitch.

If you make this shot, you will have redeemed yourself with the item that you failed with in the beginning.

Dennis:And now we have to kill that shaman woman so that she doesn't come back and reanimate him again.

Mac:Wait. I got a better idea first.

Murtaugh:You know you always have my blessin', partner.

And that's a callback. From the beginning-- so it's come full circle. We know.

S-So again, this is what we were trying to avoid by coming to you in the first place.