Professor Frink

With funding, this baby could destroy an area the size of New York. I wanna help people, not kill them! Oh. The ray only has evil applications.

My wife'll be happy. She's hated this death ray from day one.

It's supposed to be... doing a little dance. No. Bear want to live.

Elementary chaos theory tells us... that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok... in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth... and the hurting and shoving.

According to my calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours. Oh, I forgot to carry the one.

What say we amscray out of here and have a wild wingding... at the cyclotron, doctor. Anything you say, professor.

working with former Carter-administration officials and military men who were forced into early retirement... For various reasons which we won't go into here, okay?

I'm telling you people, the Earth revolves around the sun.

Yes? What is it? What? What is it? Can I play with it? No, you can't play with it. You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do.

Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it. - I will. - No, you won't.

This forms... a three-dimensional object known as a cube... or a 'Frinkahedron,' in honor of its discoverer.

This forms... a three-dimensional object known as a cube... or a 'Frinkahedron,' in honor of its discoverer.

There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying.

Professor Frink Professor Frink / He'll make you laugh He'll make you think / He likes to run and then the thing with the / Person

within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful... 10,000 times larger... and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.

the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest.

Ah, would you listen to the gibberish they've got you saying?

It passed noon while I was speaking, so that was technically accurate.

Nice try, Floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing. And scrubbing is what you shall do.

Um, two bucks. And it only transports matter.

Um, well, uh- I'll give you 35 cents. Sold! But I must warn you... this device carries a frighteningly high risk of catastrophic-

Oh, no. No, no. I felt that. You didn't carry the one, you foolish person. Now you'll incur the penalties with the compound interest... and the wrath and the truncheons.

Microcalifragilistics. [Professor Frink babbles]

I have captured the signal and am presently triangulating the vectors... and compressing the data down... in order to express it as a function of my hand. They're over there!

Brilliant. They transduced amplitude modulation... via the concavity of that oversized beverage conveyance. I mean, that is some clever 'viving.'

Oh, good glavin! It's on my shoe! It's a- a small frog. Just get off. Just get off there. Just get out. Get out!

But 'rise to vote, sir' is a palindrome. - Good glavin. She's right.

What part of 'beat it' didn't you understand? - I guess it would be the 'it.' I'm not exactly sure to what that refers.

Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a real useful invention.

Also, boxing, both kick and the kind with the gloves. And hockey, football, push-ups... and anything in general where you have to take off your shirt, which is embarrassing

For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much, much more.

You should all do what I say. My I.Q. is 199, for crying out glavin. 198. 197.