The One with the Birth Mother

And so incorrect.

I could develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.

So we're standing firm on 'not getting our hopes up'?

All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna go get me a baby!

Screw it. I'm gonna be a daddy!

I wanna say, 'Someone I'm gonna have sex with.'

Mandy, huh? Really hot blond, big boobs?

Might be why I don't remember, huh?

Do you think I'm someone else?

And for the one week that we went out... he didn't sleep with anybody else.

Growth.

Sarah! Sarah.

Well, it's-- It's a little low. Pick it up a little.

Now throw it away.

Now I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is... but I do know that you have to get far away from that hat.

You're wearing the same shirt.

Stupid Gap on every corner!

It's like, 'Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?'

Well, obviously.

That's what our friends call us.

Let her finish, doctor.

Sarah reaches over and takes some fries, then...

That's a good way to lose some fingers.

Oh, no!

You wouldn't let her have a grape? Not me. Emma.

Joey doesn't share food!

And some mozzarella sticks. What were we talking about?

Okay, nothing with hair. And nothing with padlocks on it!

Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

Boys will be boys

So you're saying... if I wear these pants, I might be getting into hers?

Why do men keep talking to me like this?

It says, 'Do it.'

And behold, she did adopt unto them a baby. And it was good.

Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.

You are so going to heaven!

Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

I think we're not wearing the same shirt anymore.

Looks like someone is the ladies!

God works in mysterious ways.

Your veal chop is 34.95!

Technicality!

Yes, they are my stuffed clams.

What? What is the matter with you? I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?

Yes, that's a raspberry coulis.

I'm so stupid ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy.

This is a two-way street.

Stop staring at me!

I'm not even sorry.

I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.

See? I could be a reverend.

Oh, yeah. I actually liked you guys.

And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right.

God bless you, Chandler Bing!

Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.

So why are you still wearing it?

Because it's soft.

Joey doesn't share food!