The One with Ross's New Girlfriend

Rachel frantically rushing through airport saying 'Emergency, please!' to get to Ross

Rachel bleeding from her rush to airport, trying to play it cool: 'Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient!'

Rachel giving flowers meant for Ross to Julie: 'Welcome to our country.' / Julie: 'I'm from New York.'

Rachel's recovery: 'Not a problem. We'll use them to stop the bleeding.'

'This is bigger than huge.' / 'What's bigger than huge?' / 'Um, this?'

'Thanks to Vidal Buffay' / 'If you don't look good, we don't look good'

Phoebe miming/acting out the airport scene: 'Airport. Ross. Not alone. Julie. Arm around her!' then fake cramping

Chandler: 'I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.'

Julie: 'I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a better impression when I don't have 20 hours of plane on me.'

Ross and Julie telling travel story, Joey interrupts: 'And the chicken poops in her lap!'

Rachel: 'Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?'

Rachel's follow-up: 'It's an expression.'

Monica about future plans: 'Don't tell us what's gonna happen though, because I like to be surprised.'

Ross asking for coffee, Rachel: 'Did you talk to him yet?' Chandler: 'No.' Rachel: 'Then, no.'

Ross: 'You know whose voice that was?' Chandler: 'God?' Ross: 'It was you, pal.'

Chandler: 'Well, maybe it was God doing me.'

Rachel bringing wrong drink, insisting Ross return lemonade he didn't order to avoid charges

Chandler about silver lining: 'You have to really wanna see it.'

Chandler about guys working out: 'Ironically, these guys were picked last in gym.'

Phoebe mind-reading: 'How it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?'

Monica: 'No. Although now that's what I'm thinking.'

Monica about haircut control: 'I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.' / Phoebe: 'No, you're not.' / Monica: 'I know I'm not, but you are.'

Chandler looking for tailor: 'I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.'

Joey's age confusion: 'He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, excuse me, 15.' / 'When was 1990?'

Chandler: 'You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance.'

Ross and Julie's phone call: Extended 'no you hang up' routine ending with 'She didn't hang up'

Chandler interrupting phone call: 'Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.'

Monica: 'I don't care what you guys say. Something's bothering her.'

Joey: 'You know, I think I was 16.'

Monica about haircut: 'No, no, no. I'm not falling for that again.'

Visual reveal of Paolo in Monica's apartment

Monica: 'I'm pathetic, I'm a loser.' / Rachel: 'Honey, you're not pathetic. You're just sad.'

Phoebe: 'My God, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...' Monica: 'But this is about your horrible mistake.'

Ross and Julie: 'We were, uh... Well, there was touching.'

Paolo: 'I do Raquel.' / Ross: 'Ah.'

Monica: 'You're gonna have to not touch my ass.'

Chandler: 'Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension...'

Joey about Frankie: 'He'll know what it means.' / Chandler: 'You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?'

Monica about haircut: 'The last time Paolo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.'

Phoebe to hair: 'Some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't. But I promise, none of you will feel a thing.'

Monica: 'This isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. This is the face of a person who doesn't trust a person.'

Phoebe: 'This is how he wears it.' / Monica: 'How who wears it?' / Phoebe: 'Demi Moore.'

Demi/Dudley Moore mix-up: 'That's Dudley Moore!' / 'I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!'

Tailor measuring pants: 'How long do you want the cuffs?' / Chandler: 'At least as long as I have the pants.'

Chandler: 'I just got that.'

Ross about Monica's hair: 'Your hair looks too good. It would upset her.'

Joey: 'Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.'

Monica: 'Today it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.'

Joey: 'I've been with a lot of people's share of women.'

Joey: 'Your tailor is a very bad man!'

Chandler about measuring: 'Cupping.'

Ross: 'Yes, yes, it is. In prison!'

Monica about hair: 'Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.'

Phoebe: 'I think it's a 10!' / Monica: 'Thank you. My hair is very amused.'

Christopher Cross reference: 'You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.'

Ross leaving: 'When the doctor does that hernia test...' Chandler: 'That's okay.'

Ross about Paolo: 'I hate him. I mean, I actually... I physically hate him.'

Ross's romantic speech ending with: 'Like the way I do with Julie.'

Chandler on phone: 'No, I swear to God, Dad! That's not how they measure pants!'

Final Andie/Roddy MacDowell confusion: 'That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.'