The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner

Yeah, a song with rhyming words! I never thought of that before.

Why? Because she can both sing and play guitar at the same time?

That's all I'm looking for from these people.

She's more... You know? And you're more...

See? Everybody else is happy she's done.

Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Loved When We Were...Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way.

One of those 'look for the hidden meaning' songs.

I saw Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish.

If 'big-fish place' comes up again...I'd like to know if that's several big fish or just one big fish.

Actually, I said she abandoned me to write jingles.

Home is never far away, Home is Homestar Stew.

I couldn't come up with anything good, so they fired me.

No, but, thanks. [repeated identically]

Let this be a lesson to all of you. Once you betray me, I become like the Ice Woman.

You know, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior.

[Phoebe immediately asks for a tissue]

I'm playing a daredevil game called 'Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die.'

Jeez, man! Did you fall...? Hi! So did you? Did you fall high?

Someone was in the ladies' room. I couldn't wait. I left the lid up for you, though.

This is where you say your name.

Don't you have to use the bathroom? No, I just... I'd rather talk to you.

Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom.

I can see you, okay? You're hiding behind the coats.

Close one.

I can eat, but I have to come back here.

What happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did you?

Now, you know those are a delicacy in India.

It's like the 20th time today. Yeah, good luck, Leslie.

Our moms worked on the barge together.

You two must've been so cute, running around on a barge.

You never run on a barge!

Sure it wasn't something that sounded liked Ginger? Like 'Gingeer'?

The movie star

I can't tell you. It's the most awful thing I've ever done.

You're really not making us want to hear it less.

Don't tell us. We'll wait till Chandler gets home. It'll be more fun that way.

Oh, my God! You threw Pepper on the fire!

I wish.

Another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger...is that she kind of has a...artificial leg.

Oh, my God! You threw it on the fire?

I ran! Through the woods, with no socks on.

That's the best kiss I've had...with anybody I met in a men's room.

You're not? Have you got a bionic foot?

Someday. Maybe.

If I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?

You thought 'See you Saturday' was funny.

...monger.

You know, they say 'A watched pot never beeps.'

My favorite shoes song - sticky shoes reveal

You're so pretty.

It'd be perfect for, like, a kitty-litter campaign.

If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now.

You gotta get out of that jingle-head.

I once had a thing of half-and-half. Stole my car.

Sounds like she's got the...whole package.

So she's got it all, huh? She's the real deal?

I'm the smallest person in the world, aren't I?

Actually, he's the smallest person in the world.

Listen, I know it's a long shot, but...by any chance, did she find that funny?

Forty-five minutes, the man talked about strappy-backed dresses.

Remember that thing that died a gazillion years ago? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had!

I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka.

A bunch of out-of-control jackets take over an island!

What's a nubbin?

You have three nipples?

Well, it's nubbin. Nothing!

I told you I didn't want you to try and sell it...and you just big, fat did it anyway!

If the most important thing on the planet to you...is this cat-poopy thing, then you can have Smelly Cat.

Jingle bitch screwed me over. Go to hell, jingle whore. Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell. That's all I have so far.

Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Two nipples, no waiting.

Well! Just like Rachel in high school.

Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke. That was an obvious joke. And I didn't think of it. Why? The source of all my powers.

Oh, dear God, what have I done?