The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends

Six? I just had it for one night. It's three. / Eight o'clock's the cutoff. And, oh, it's 8:02.

You know, in a weird way, you have too much power.

Your lip went bald.

You got panties stuck to your leg.

Or maybe God knew I'd be running into you and saw an opportunity.

He's going to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy.

I think it's too soon. / No, it's not too soon. I had lunch at 11.

No, thanks. I'm 29.

Every night that you're asleep before I get home... I will wake you up in a way that has proved popular in the past.

Well, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.

And what are you gonna do for him? / I'm gonna let him.

Around 8:02.

There's no such thing as an 'innocent burger'.

You might want to make extra, because you'll be hungry after the sex.

Naked friends.

If there's none in there, we're probably out.

I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth using just my tongue.

I was reading it last night and I got scared, so...

But you're safe from it if it's in the freezer? / Well, safer.

I never start reading it... without making sure we got room in the freezer.

How little are they? I mean, are they, like, scary little?

That's okay, it's mine. We just kissed.

Right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flame.

He's coming out of his shorts.

The man is showing brain.

Like an eclipse.

You touch people's eyeballs and this feels weird?

That's my hand.

I'll just throw them out.

Jo's a girl. It's short for Josephine. / But Jo's got a crush on Laurie.

That is the one thing missing from 'The Shining'.

No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.

You mean a 3-pointer? / I get more because I'm dainty.

I always carry one in my sock.

Calm down. No reason to get testy.

It's a word.

Like racquetball.

Just your dad.

The greatest things in the world! If I were you, I'd wear them every day.

They're so tight. I'd feel like I'm on display.

All 'blank' and no 'blank' makes 'blank' a 'blank-blank'.

I can't believe she cracked your code.

Mine was by accident!

Because I wanted to hurt you.

I lost one of my fake boobs in a grill fire.

I love this 'friend' thing!

Yeah, I can spot you from here.

Why does this keep happening? Is it something I'm putting out there?

Hey, buddy? This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.

What if we're friends... who don't see other people?

Or maybe someday, friends who stood up in front of their other friends... and vowed to be friends forever.

That's not true. You don't have a moustache.

Watch the thorns!

You wanna put the book in the freezer?