The One with Frank, Jr.

So, what happened? Did a forest tick you off?

You're building a post office?

My word, those are snug!

Sergio Valente

Power saw kind of got away from me there

I think it sounds big sister-y, 'Frank's always late.'

Mom's dead, don't talk to my sister... Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately

It's just the last-desperate-chance-to-have-a-family kind of thing

Actually, Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to have cups out here

No. But he told me he thinks you're a fox

The heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect and sex with celebrities

You do realize that she is a cartoon and way out of your league?

I know. I always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head

And also, of course, if her sister was famous

Spider-Man? / Hardy Boy. / Peter Parker. / Thank you.

First, I'd divide my prospective candidates into categories

What a geek!

Frank stares at Rachel in stunned silence

Hey, how do you guys get anything done? / We don't, really.

I thought we could go down to Times Square and pick up some ninja stars

My friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker

We really don't take advantage of living in the city

Sorry. Did I get you? / No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!

I'm not a mind reader

Where you heading in those pants? 1982?

If you move your hamper... you can see the color the tile used to be

A little more than I wanted to see

We can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon

Triple

Because I can and my mom couldn't. And I figured that was something I got from our dad

We don't have that

That's close

That's the same month as Halloween

Melt stuff

Forgiving

She probably wouldn't let you do it unless you donated four cans of food first

Because that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini. Geography.

So by 'melting' you meant melting

Yeah, you can melt art

No, I want to melt it

Just the numbers. It will still work. Well, not right now.

That's when the waistband goes over your head

How do you play the shadow game? / I just asked you. / I just asked you.

You just gave up really quickly

It's my fault, really, because the couch is where we keep the varnish

Build the unit, Cinderellie Lay the tile, Cinderellie

No, I need a bathroom. I'm a girl!

Joey, if this takes seven days... you'll be able to meet God and ask him about it yourself

It's one of my regulars. He's insisting that I do him

Well, you know, we don't call it that. But, yeah.

What are big sisters for?

Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?

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You do realize she only spins like that on ice?

She broke my arm! / He touched my fanny. / She touched mine first! / That's my job!

No, okay. I know. You're a masseuse. It's cool. I'm not a cop!

How I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt

You hopped a little bit

When I tell my friends about her, she will be

Until Frank melted it

I could've counted to three four times without all the two talk

Maybe all the rulers are wrong

Arm hair stuck! Arm hair stuck!

You freak

Yeah? Well, missy, you better be glad that list is laminated

You know what, honey? You go ahead. We'll call her an alternate

So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local

You know, it's ironic because I have a list... of five goofy coffeehouse guys. And yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there

I got 5 bucks says you can't

Well, hello, Mr. Lincoln! Better luck next time, buddy! And the drinks are on me!