The One Where They're Going to Party!

What do you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchen van!

We'll replace the sword with a baguette.

Oh, my God, I think I lost my virginity in that van.

Oh yeah, I definitely know her.

Sure, Cilantro Larry!

...dozens of people!

That was me, hopping on board.

There's this thing about bees on the Discovery Channel.

Gandalf? Gandalf is coming to town?

Wow, okay. Dude alert!

Mike 'Gandalf' Ganderson. Only the funnest guy in the world.

Remember those strippers? And you paid me $50 to eat that book?

No, I had sex in high school.

Neither can you, Sophie, but for different reasons.

-Really? -No.

Yeah. I mean, no.

Kidding!

You go out for beer and end up on a boat to Nova Scotia.

I got my passport, fresh socks, and a snakebite kit.

Somewhere maybe along the equator?

Chicago's so lucky.

Stupid, useless... Canadian money!

It did brighten up the filing cabinets.

She gets it right almost every time.

Rachel can carry two things at once.

With them. Under them. What's the difference?

Would I go back to Allesandro's? Sure, I'd get two meals. One for me, and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head.

Because it would be silly to take it out if we're just gonna put it back in again.

I couldn't eat it. My five friends couldn't eat it, and one of them eats books.

The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants.

You should serve it with vodka and celery.

Congratulations. You crossed the line into completely useless. Get out.

...-ing binge.

I balanced my checkbook. And I gave first names to all the foosball players.

Those were seals, man.

It would totally depend on her coloring and...

I'm going to have walls!

...with empty trays, asking for money.

Thank God! I'm exhausted.

I don't want to be up too late, so I'll have a decaf.

I used them as mittens. I didn't want to touch a thing in that last place.

And so what if I like to go home, put on Kenny G and take a bath?

We're 29. We're not women.

And I really don't want to be the reason I'm unhappy.

Yes. So close!

Nothing about an assistant buyer?

Of course, that literally is the case for several of you.

Are you going to kill me?