The One with Joey's Fridge

What does that tell you? / That refrigerators don't live as long as people?

Of course I'm joking. I don't take checks.

Thank God, you're pretty.

I'm sorry. Thank you, Chandler.

Ralph mumbles a lot. / He mumbles when you're not attentive?

So he has to be a male who has at least $50. / So close.

Isn't she cute? Nope.

Why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has homework?

It's just been so long since I've been to Chuck E. Cheese.

A box of Thin Mints and some Tagalongs.

What is she, like, 12?

Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?

A face ass? / A chin dimple.

No. Our guy's just a floating head.

Like there are police for that.

You look? You massaged me. / I know.

Chandler funny?

Do you want our guy to be your guy?

Cold cuts, ice cream, limes. What was in that brown jar? / That's still in there? / Not anymore.

Look, okay, suppose we were a divorced couple. And I got custody of the kid. Right? Now suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.

Give me $400! / Thank God, you're pretty.

Oh, a student I don't know.

Making out in your office. / Of course. Why don't we go inside.

So I will take one box of the Thin Mints.

Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.

What the hell are you doing? / What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!

You think I don't know what breaks my fridge? / Excuse me! / Well, what do you know? Broken!

Doorknob? / Yeah. It kind of grows on you.

No. / I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

Spring vacation, you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break, you're doing frat guys.

I can see it now. 'Look, Dad, it's the Sphinx, wahoo!'

What? I read that.

Yeah, and I found you one too, who is not a weirdo. / You know what though, guys, I really appreciate that... but I'm gonna take Sebastian.

Are you funny? Tell us a joke! / I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel. / Well, so do a lot of people.

Turns out he is kind of funny.

Yeah, but 'Sebastian'? What is that, a cat's name?

'Hey, Sebastian, would you like to dance?' 'Okay. I gotta go.'

There you are! You broke my fridge. You owe me $400. / Okay, sure. / Really? / Technically, you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last 10 auditions.

In 1981, you were 13. / So? I drove down, sold T-shirts. Had a blast. You know who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.

If she's got enough money for that, she can certainly pay for the fridge she broke.

Ross, are you okay? / What? / Are you into crafts at all?

It's a bathing suit? / To wear in front of people?

But why put off something till tomorrow that you could do it right now? / Eldad, come here!

A little blindsided but good.

This suit does not do justice to what's underneath it.

Sit down, we're winning.

This isn't really worth the free massage.

No offense to you guys. Really, congratulations on... all the cash.

It was pretty funny when I hid it for a while.

Sometimes you get 30, sometimes it's 4 and... more often than not, it's just milk.

I wanna say a disease.

Professor Geller.

To be 13 again...