The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.

What? I am extremely talented.

You're solid. You're just no me.

You'll see! You'll all see!

He's a computerized humanoid... electronically enhanced secret enforcer. Or 'C.H.E.E.S.E.'

They lucked out that the initials spell 'cheese.'

You'll be like the 'Big Cheese' or the 'Big Mac.' Hey, you love those!

I don't know if I'm good enough. -I am.

It's like you got so many lines to learn so fast... sometimes you need time to remember your next one. So while you're thinking of it, you take this pause where you look intense.

[Joey demonstrates the 'smell the fart' acting technique]

I play Al Pacino's butt. He goes into the shower and then, I'm his butt.

After years of struggling... you've finally cracked your way into show business.

Wow, if I could dance, I'd be a triple threat.

Yeah, did I fool you? -Totally!

One's from those allergy commercials who's chased by flowers.

Well, it is overdue.

What you guys do is different. I don't know if you'd understand... Yeah, we don't have pressure at our jobs.

Don't. I like it dirty.

You sure they're not very, very bad?

Actually, I was gonna do them julienne. -I'm out of here.

I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong... and she didn't even buy it.

Boy Scouts could've camped under there.

You threw my sandwich away? My sandwich? My sandwich!

I didn't say that. That doesn't count.

She hates you.

Am I naked again?

As crazy as soccer?

Maybe we can send him some big flowers and scare him!

You thought it was a copier.

I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!

You're so far past the line you can't even see it! The line is a dot to you!

Bend over?

Oh, my God!

That's how they do pants! -Isn't that how a tailor measures? -Yes, yes, it is. In prison!

Front and back!

Y-O-U, apostrophe R-E means, 'you are.' Y-O-U-R means 'your.'

It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!

If we were in prison, you guys would be my bitches.

Look at me, I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?

Maybe if I wasn't going commando.

Well, no, obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog.

I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part!

Well, that's good. Because you didn't! And I'm incredibly happy for you!

There was just an explosion. My hearing would be impaired.

For a minute, I was like, 'Where'd Ross go?'

Holding us back. -Totally.