The One Where Phoebe Runs

Rachel and Phoebe struggling over who gets which words for their answering machine message

What do I get? I get 'it's,' 'and.' Oh, I'm sorry, I have 'a.' Forget it.

Rachel switches positions then immediately refuses to give up the good words

Oh, you're no ordinary roommate, are you?

There's cute guys there. Let's run towards them!

You took all the words! You've met your match, Rachel Greene!

And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.

Honey, it was a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor.

And while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you.

And she's gonna live with me!

Joey's overeager responses about not knowing Janine's details

When can you move in?

Now imagine you live at the supermarket.

You're around me all the time, and you don't flirt. A little sad about that, sweetie?

Phoebe's bizarre running style described as Kermit the Frog meets Six Million Dollar Man

Did you also have his album, 'It's Not Easy Being Green'?

Pheebs, Monica tripped me. I don't think I can ever run again, ever!

Ankle. We'll see.

Joey hiding in a box to surprise Janine

I don't. No, I want to live with the super-hot Australian dancer!

How you doing?

It's just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer.

Wow. Couples who live together do start to look alike.

So, Mondler...

Hello? Did you just meet Monica?

Oh, my God. She's going to sit on you.

Phone's done.

Monica and Chandler's escalating furniture placement neurosis

But the coffee table doesn't match the table!

I'm drawing her to me like a moth to a flame!

You guys repel women all the time!

Hey, I've been married three times.

Irish potato famine discussion at a dance

Chandler's 'tsk' sound that Monica doesn't like

That's not specific to girls.

Man, I am so lucky I have Monica. I'm never gonna find love again.

It's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.

People you don't know and will never see again. Yes, but still they are people... with eyes.

I run like I did when I was a kid, because that's the only way it's fun... like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan?

The neighbor's dog.

Who cares? I repel women.

Why is Ross naked?

I had to show Chandler something.

Naked? I guess I have... a 'guy' problem.

There's still some of Chandler's medicine in the bathroom.

What'd you have?

Don't you mean 'for whom'?

Pizza? It's not like I never had that before.

You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly, there's a vibe going on between us.

Imagine living in a supermarket and you'll understand.

I'm not interested in you like that.

It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.

How you doing?

I'm so sorry. You're right. This feels great! And you don't care if people stare. It's only a second. Then you're gone!

Watch out for the horse.

I don't see anything different... other than the fact that the room got brighter when you came into it.

Did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?

Janine, do you know what we're doing right now?

You and I, we're interfacing.

I gotta go.