The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

Or, in some cases, 14.

It's stupid and I wasn't playing against people, so technically, I didn't lose.

Nobody cares about the Dakotas!

I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery. And I have one, regular celery.

So Rachel's got 48, and Phoebe has the lead in... vegetables.

Hey, how is New England not a state? They have a sports team.

Does South Oregon have a sports team? There you go.

I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.

You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that because it is so fake, but I still do.

Regular celery! I already have that.

...and Joey, can't name all the states.

Magellan? You got 46 states.

Well, who's well-educated now, Mr. L-Forgot-Ten-States?

I am only one man.

That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.

Did you know your oven doesn't work? The drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right?

Don't worry. It's not a globe of the United States.

Yes, I knit this.

I'm very good.

There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!

Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue!

They're here already? How are they doing this?!

Ohio, thank you.

Wait a minute. I thought we agreed to say... Your thing. Yeah.

Well, the hiding-the-dog plan is off to a great start.

No, that's just me coughing. *fake cough sounds*

Hello, my name is Klunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?

That's odd. This dog's been living here for the past three days.

Okay, I hate dogs.

They are needy... jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking... and that scares me a little bit.

You're right. They are scary. She just ate a treat out of my hand!

Is there a puppy here? You don't like puppies? Okay, you are new.

It's like Ross not liking ice cream. You don't like ice cream? It's too cold!

Hurts my teeth.

Twelve-fifty. Damn, I forgot you were here.

Half-hour.

Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's 'moo.'

Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.

I could pull this off, right?

No, no, I do. I really do.

Told you, you should go for it.

Joey knows that I'm very insecure about my back. And you were hugging me... so, obviously, you are not repulsed by it. Yeah!

Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car. What? Right there. That's my car!

Did you hear that? She said, 'Monica.'

He's not so smart.

Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you? Yeah, I knew.

Hey, look, Phoebe. I laid out the states geographically. We don't have time for this. We have to keep him away from my room. Yeah, but, look what... This is what we do not have time for!

Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And one day, my dad decides he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis... take away the dog, and that was the last time we ever saw him. See? This is just like that... only with a few details changed.

Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.

First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up.

No, no, no. I am not going to do that voice.

Come back here, you furry, little butt-sniffer. Not you, ma'am.

I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear, I am moving.

There was no conversation.

Who's 'Tag'? There's no 'Tag.'

Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed.

She climbed up the fire escape... and she tapped on the window with her teeny, little paw, and we ran to let her in.

I went too far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?

Let me tell you something. I have 49 states... and there are no more! I think I should be able to eat something.

Colorado. What good are you?

Delaware.

You got Nevada twice.