Charlie

Oh, no, I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and take it all in.

Oh. Okay, Mr. Percocet.

Oh, it's not over.

Stop it! Stop it! He talks slow, but he might pee fast. Okay, let's move!

Charlie appears right behind Ross

Newcastle disease is a secretion-borne virus that only affects chickens and other poultry.

They're all professors, intellectuals. Paleontologists mostly.

Which one? They all suck. The museum. I don't think so.

No. No, we went to the left. Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey.

You're not gonna to do a magic trick, are you? / No.

Because I've seen them. / You've seen all the movies? / Yeah. I'm a big fan. / Of the movies. / You know, motion pictures. / The talkies.

I know. There are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow.

That never happens.

Dude, it's just Days of Our Lives. There's no 'the.'

You really should have been more clear about that.

You got yourself a very weird deal.

Nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? She's never even won a major tournament.

Hey! High-five!

You really should have been more clear about that.

Yeah. She never misses these conferences.

You got yourself a very weird deal.

She's never even won a major tournament.

Actually, I did it, Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.

Hey! High-five!

Me neither.

Well, get out!

Dr. Geller! - God, you're amazing. I didn't even have to ask you to call me that.

Oh, is it because of what might be on the bed? I saw that report, with the infrared...

Stop it. Ph.D. You're filthy.

Oh, you're not good at this.

You have a girlfriend? - Yeah. Well, when you and I broke up, I started seeing someone. - Well, for how long? - Three months.

Maybe I'll sign for it, tear it open. Pull out the packing material... - We'll have sex. Let's leave it there.

You know what, this is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic.

You gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalog.

He does have a pretty serious latex fetish. We'll see how dinner goes.

Well, I am having a good hair day.

Do you remember the night? Oh, my God. I completely forgot. I can't believe they let us back in this place.

Who was the voice of Underdog? Well, if it's like the Lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O... Damn it.

I think about you all the time. Do you ever still think about me? No. Yes. What?