Emily

I must've missed your call, though I didn't leave the flat all day.

I've been run down by one of your wiener carts and been strip-searched at the airport. Apparently, I look like someone who's got cocaine stuffed up their bum.

My ass is, like, frozen. Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes.

No, it's really not that bad. I mean, I, for one, feel perfectly safe. [LIAM & DEVON SHOUTING AND LAUGHING] Help! Help! Help!

Well, actually, the last time you and I saw each other was the next morning. Ha, ha. Oh, Liam. Heh. Oh, Liam.

Ha, ha. Ross play rugby? I don't think so. Heh. What? What's so funny about that?

Well, I mean, you're American, to start with. You don't really have rugby here. Heh. Well, we didn't have freedom here until 1776 either, so...

No offense, but sometimes it's hard to understand you... ...you know, with the accent, so...

Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game. - Right. - Do me a favor? Grab me a bottle of water? - Yeah. - Thanks. - I think I'm dying. I really do.

But Liam's on my team. - I don't care. You just get him. - Go get him.

Look, your eye's still popping out a little. I'm gonna go get some ice. - Okay. - Ooh, ice, yeah. I'm so in the mood for ice.

I got it from the gift shop. / They have really lax security there.

It's a joke. / Anyone for more tea? / No, just me then. / Hey, Ringo.

Right. I've got to be off. I'll see you. Bye-bye, then. / Bye-bye, then.

Surprise! / No one's thrown me a surprise party before. / Well, it was all Ross' idea.

You're so sweet. / And I'm so surprised.

Your sister told me that you used to dress up like old ladies... and host make-believe tea parties.

That's a big candy bar.

Thank you.

Yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want.

Mrs. Newman, if you're listening, bugger off. None of your business.

What can we do in 17 minutes... twice? / Well, that's ambitious.

You can ignore that. That's your son. Believe me, when he's older, he'll understand.

No tongue.

I don't want to leave it till last. Last time, I left my knickers here.

Yeah, I know. I tried them on. You didn't! No, I didn't. I didn't want to be 'that guy.'

Move in with me? What?

It's a bit small. Damn! I thought that'd be romantic as hell.

I wouldn't be comfortable having any of my old lovers there

Once a cheater, always a cheater

No, you just rolled over the juice box

Well, up yours too! -What? -Oh, that's not what it means. -No! That's 'time out.' -Sorry.

What should be the most wonderful day of my life is rapidly turning into just Sunday with a spectacular amount of food.

Oh! You can't see me before the wedding. It's bad luck. I think we've had all the bad luck we're going to have.

Emily appearing at airport just as plane is leaving, creating the cliffhanger