The One After Ross Says Rachel

Ross says 'Take thee, Rachel' instead of 'Take thee, Emily' at his wedding

Awkward silence after Ross's mistake, then nervous 'He said Rachel, right?' whispers

Ross's nervous laugh and 'Like there'd be anybody else' after being told to repeat Emily's name

'This is worse than when he married the lesbian'

'It could've been worse. He could've shot her.'

Joey asking 'we still get cake, right?' during the wedding disaster

Ross's father's sarcastic 'Boy, a bad time to say the wrong name, huh, Ross?' followed by Ross's oblivious 'That's true. Thanks, Dad.'

Phoebe pretending to be 'Dr. Phalange, Ross Geller's personal physician' explaining his brain medicine mix-up

Phoebe getting confused by her own fake identity, saying 'No, not Phoebe. Dr. Phalange. Oh, no. You have it too.'

Monica and Chandler's 'Seven times' revelation about their London hookup

Monica and Chandler's 'only in London' rule immediately followed by planning wine cellar rendezvous

Monica's string of meaningless business clichés: 'Just do the right thing. Tow the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box.'

Ross's parents - 'Were we bad parents?' 'Yes.'

Ross's father complaining about being served steak with no place to sit

Joey justifying eating meat: 'I figured we're in another country, so it doesn't count'

Rachel's 'circus freak' analogy: 'If you'd seen a circus freak, you would've said: I take thee Circus Freak'

'You spit on me, man' after Ross's emotional outburst about the band

Chandler's wedding bathroom story about trying to pop the window out to escape

Monica warning about screaming 'yippee' during sex

Rachel's obsessed rambling about Ross saying her name meaning he still loves her

Monica and Chandler's conflicting time estimates - 'five minutes' vs 'fifteen minutes' for changing

Monica cutting off Chandler's compliment with 'No time for that' then immediately jumping him

Joey vs Chandler door negotiation: 'Which one of us is gonna be having sex in there? Me or you?' 'Well, I suppose I would have to say you.'

Monica's 'My Giant' movie excuse - 'we've already paid for it'

Chandler's honeymoon suite anthropomorphization: 'The room expects sex... would be disappointed... other suites would think it was a loser'

Chandler's time math: 'in 45 minutes, you could find her twice'

'It's a very large plane' as excuse for why they need to leave

Ross's oblivious 'you don't need to rub my butt' to his concerned friends

Monica and Chandler's quickie logistics: 'Those doors look pretty soundproof' and risk assessment

Emily's stepmother calling Ross 'absolutely delicious' while her husband is right there

Joey's existential crisis about never being as good as 'that giant' actor

Joey's fear of dying 'an unsuccessful, regular-size man'

Phoebe's accusation reveal: 'You ate meat!' 'You had sex!'

Phoebe's pregnancy confusion: 'Oh, this pregnancy is throwing me all off'

Chandler's blunt 'it just meant a lot to me because you're really hot'

Monica's 'I'm still on London time. Does that count?' to justify more sex

Rachel's sudden 'I get it!' realization at the airport

Rachel's airplane panic: 'Hey, are we moving? Why are we moving? Does the captain know we're moving?'

Emily appearing at airport just as plane is leaving, creating the cliffhanger