Gun Fever

You're such a dildo, dude. - Thanks, dude.

Is that coffee gonna help you forget that elephant you slept with last night?

'Cause I don't know what kind of diseases that girl had.

A B&E? - What does that mean?

We need to buy a gun.

I think next time you boys ought to get the kind of safe that a relatively small man can't just carry away.

Not really.

Remember the other day when you were making fun of us for having such a tiny safe?

He's like a full-on '80s movie stereotype.

Mac gets a boner every single time he thinks about a gun.

Actually, it really turns me on.

You've got a poppy seed in your teeth.

I cannot wait anymore!

Hwang not patient!

Would you like a Rice Krispie treat?

I placed a couple bad investments!

You wanna shoot it?

How do you like me now, log?

I always knew that I'd be good at this stuff.

Charlie, my boy, you've got the gun fever.

once you put your hand around this... you are gonna love it.

the gun's not here.

I just needed it.

I have my ways.

Sometimes I can't understand you. You're talking, but I don't understand you.

We're like the Hardy Boys.

'Cause Frank was kind of the leader, and that makes a little more sense...

I hope Charlie didn't do anything stupid. - Whatever Charlie's doing right now, it's probably pretty stupid.

Colin.

Move. Oh, this place is a shit-hole, Charlie. It smells.

I'll slide the gun meaningfully into the front of my pants...

It goes... Uh, stick it back in...

What a penis!

Do you think this guy would be dumb enough to rob the same bar twice?

We actually keep it in the register instead of the safe.

What a cock! - What an idiot! What an idiot! What a total idiot, right?

Maybe you guys should get a gun.

Did you just cock back the hammer, bro?

Shoot him in his face!

I'm shot! - Charlie? Oh, my God! - Did you shoot me, Dennis? - Why did you shoot me?

I'm shot!

Charlie, I shot you in your head. I am so sorry.

If I shot him in the head, he'd be dead.

I don't wanna get blood stains all over the interior of my car.

We'll put it over him.

You shot me, dude.

You shot me, dude. - But, Charlie, you were stealing from the bar. It was an honest mistake.

I was gonna make it look like all the other robberies going on around town. Then we would collect some insurance money

It might be the best idea you've ever had, but...

Tell me we're not getting rid of that gun.

Idiots.