The Gang Spies Like U.S.

We got news, we've got terrible news.

That's what's good about a beer.

Yeah.

It just keeps cycling through...

Protein, omega numbers... Omega threes, fours and fives.

You get to eat all your scales.

Yeah, not eating all reptiles, just the good ones.

Mac:You're gonna help us gather intel.

Dee:Really? Let's do it, come on.

You're completely unreliable, Dee, really. You're, like, all gangly and uncoordinated.

Frank:Something stinks here, Charlie, and it ain't just the fish.

Frank:Charlie, I trust the Chinese as far as I could throw their factory.

Mac:Well, you know the Chinese. It's like, business first, breathing second, goddamn it!

Mac:He'll love how 'pretty' and 'blonde' you are.

Charlie:I wanted to apologize about, um, snapping earlier today with words at you guys, and then I came here to make an apology... apology words.

Charlie:S... spider crawled up in my ear. It was living there. Right. Sends its thoughts to me.

Who's Roger?

Charlie:Just... thinking about legally changing my name to Roger.

Charlie:Spider, can I leave?

Spider:To the left.

Fish Factory Worker:No. I didn't get that. You chop fish, pull gut!

Dee:It got me! It got me good! Aah! It got in my mouth!

Mac:I'm to remember every man I've seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?

Dee:Uh, hell no, lady, no. Uh, look, I realize this might all be moon talk to you, but I'm not touching fish guts with my hands, okay?

Dee:Just send it all over the place! Nobody will know.

Frank:You're talking to me like you know me. Have we ever met?

Charlie:Asians... and cream pies.

Dennis:Why do you look familiar to me?

Waiter:I'm the waiter you didn't tip earlier.

Dennis:Yeah, well, you're not gonna get tipped again with that attitude.

Charlie:I like cream pies as much as the next guy.

Mac:Oh, shh... don't-don't say it out loud.

Dennis:I do not want to taste your cream pie.

Charlie:I'd love watching a kid do it.

Mac:Dude, you are gonna get in a lot of trouble.

What kind of cream pie are you talking about? What... kind of cream pie are you talking about?

Narrator:Cream pies are a rich American tradition and also delicious.

Frank:Holy shit! Holy shit...

Mac:We're out of snapper, Dee!

Frank:I think what you're gonna find when you're spying on the general population is that everyone is just, uh... masturbating, constantly. I know I am.